Announcement: MILFHUNTAH MAKEZ A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOLODYA · September 4, 2006, 9:46pm

AHAHAH TRU REZPEC MILFY N ALZO RANDOM REZPEC FO THA BJ U GOT!!!

DAYUM!!

SlimSpikey20 (2:10:22 PM): ahahahahahhahahahahhahahah i went to da bathroom and i heard tiz liszt PC 1 coming from a room across da hall, i went there and thiz guys lyk, “im just getting into classical music”
SlimSpikey20 (2:10:36 PM): so now hes in my room watching da ziff play da GGC
SlimSpikey20 (2:10:41 PM): hahahahhahahaha hes open mouthed
volodya25 (2:10:45 PM): ahahahahah fuuuucccckkkk
SlimSpikey20 (2:10:49 PM): dere u go, i just made a new friend
volodya25 (2:10:52 PM): convert hiz black azz
SlimSpikey20 (2:10:59 PM): hes actually black too
SlimSpikey20 (2:11:02 PM): i will believe me
volodya25 (2:11:07 PM): AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHH!!!
volodya25 (2:11:16 PM): LEGENDARY11111111111111
volodya25 (2:11:25 PM): AKX IF HE BE MAH FRIEND 2
SlimSpikey20 (2:12:07 PM): hahahhaahhahahahahahahahahah fuckckckkckc
SlimSpikey20 (2:12:15 PM): now hes waching da ziff play da HR 6
volodya25 (2:12:18 PM): he should sign up fo sdc RIGHT NOW n we vil give him a propah welcum
SlimSpikey20 (2:12:31 PM): hes asking me to send ma collection of bootlegs and shit to his email hahahahha wtf
SlimSpikey20 (2:12:34 PM): unlykly

Catz · September 4, 2006, 9:49pm

hahahah da milf
u c, tiz all happen in gud tym

MilfHunter · September 4, 2006, 9:59pm

hahahahahah tru i let him borrow my ziff Liszt box set, dat fuckah

Fake_plastic · September 4, 2006, 10:03pm

hahaha da milf

VOLODYA · September 4, 2006, 10:19pm

AHAHAHH DA MILF PICKUP LINE – DIZ ACTUALLY WURKZ TRU!!

SlimSpikey20 (2:46:26 PM): “u know wut, ill stop with the bullshit right now and tell u right wut i want…u will thnk its rude at first, but u will eventually appreaciate my cockiness, courage, and the fact dat i am unlyk oda guys and actually have the balls to say what i want. after telling u, u will give me wut i want cuz u will respec da fact dat i was straight with u unlyk oda guys. Wut i am looking right now for is sex with u, cuz u r fiiiiiiiine and i think i can give u a reallllllllll good time. wut do u say?”

MilfHunter · September 4, 2006, 10:25pm

dats ryte

nerd · September 4, 2006, 10:27pm

hahrhahr

MilfHunter · September 4, 2006, 10:28pm

tiz tru…

da milfy shud giff a master clazz on mofo recs

jre58591 · September 4, 2006, 10:31pm

haha rezpec milfy.

Anima · September 5, 2006, 12:40am

haha respec, now he’ll probably have ziff as his fav pianist ever forever

Catz · September 5, 2006, 1:41am

hahahahha fuck

u wud betta get tezted fo ZTDz aftah every zuccezful uze of diz lyn

faustsaccomplice · September 5, 2006, 2:07am

the line’s got some good aspects to it, but i don’t think it will work

it lacks fury

you’re on to something by being very direct about it though

but don’t have any disclaimer at the beginning

and don’t ask a question at the end

don’t soften the blow at all

remember, that deep inside, women are not so exclusively romantic as they’ll have you believe, they love it hot and nasty too.

don’t be afraid to tell a girl to wear something sexy for a date, even if one of your first times going out, she will be turned on.

don’t be afraid to let her know how incredibly horny you are, and how you want to use her like a toy or whatever…it turns them on

tell her straight up: “everything about you turns me on in the most depraved way. i have to have you.” look her directly in the eyes, and don’t smile.

don’t worry if she giggles and tries to dismiss you, it’s normal.

then you say, with just as much intention and passion: “i have to have you now.” and you reach over and touch her on the face…not too tenderly, but not rough either. pull her toward you and kiss her, but not too long. pull back an inch or two and look her right in the eyes. don’t let up…but from here insticts will take over.

if at any point she raises and objection (out of nervousness or whatever) you can always answer: “i don’t know, i have to have you.” it works for almost anything. (of course if she has a legitimate reason not to, back off. obviously this is all about giving her what she really wants, and commiting rapage upon her body, but not rape in the 88ztreet sense of the word).

if you falter, come across as nervous, or blush while you say it, you will lose, so you’d better be in the zone.

never concede that she wants you too. you have to be the depraved one. always be nastier than her. also, don’t undress her, tell her to take off her clothes. it will send her over the edge.

always be in control psychologically while you seduce a woman. if she gets the upper hand she won’t respect you and you will have to spend the night with your hand.

da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP da PIMP

VOLODYA · September 5, 2006, 2:42am

:approved:

Fake_plastic · September 5, 2006, 2:44am

FUCKKKKK

:approved: indeed

MilfHunter · September 5, 2006, 2:57am

faustsaccomplice:

VOLODYA:

AHAHAHH DA MILF PICKUP LINE – DIZ ACTUALLY WURKZ TRU!!

SlimSpikey20 (2:46:26 PM): “u know wut, ill stop with the bullshit right now and tell u right wut i want…u will thnk its rude at first, but u will eventually appreaciate my cockiness, courage, and the fact dat i am unlyk oda guys and actually have the balls to say what i want. after telling u, u will give me wut i want cuz u will respec da fact dat i was straight with u unlyk oda guys. Wut i am looking right now for is sex with u, cuz u r fiiiiiiiine and i think i can give u a reallllllllll good time. wut do u say?”

the line’s got some good aspects to it, but i don’t think it will work

it lacks fury

you’re on to something by being very direct about it though

but don’t have any disclaimer at the beginning

and don’t ask a question at the end

don’t soften the blow at all

remember, that deep inside, women are not so exclusively romantic as they’ll have you believe, they love it hot and nasty too.

don’t be afraid to tell a girl to wear something sexy for a date, even if one of your first times going out, she will be turned on.

don’t be afraid to let her know how incredibly horny you are, and how you want to use her like a toy or whatever…it turns them on

tell her straight up: “everything about you turns me on in the most depraved way. i have to have you.” look her directly in the eyes, and don’t smile.

don’t worry if she giggles and tries to dismiss you, it’s normal.

then you say, with just as much intention and passion: “i have to have you now.” and you reach over and touch her on the face…not too tenderly, but not rough either. pull her toward you and kiss her, but not too long. pull back an inch or two and look her right in the eyes. don’t let up…but from here insticts will take over.

if at any point she raises and objection (out of nervousness or whatever) you can always answer: “i don’t know, i have to have you.” it works for almost anything. (of course if she has a legitimate reason not to, back off. obviously this is all about giving her what she really wants, and commiting rapage upon her body, but not rape in the 88ztreet sense of the word).

if you falter, come across as nervous, or blush while you say it, you will lose, so you’d better be in the zone.

never concede that she wants you too. you have to be the depraved one. always be nastier than her. also, don’t undress her, tell her to take off her clothes. it will send her over the edge.

always be in control psychologically while you seduce a woman. if she gets the upper hand she won’t respect you and you will have to spend the night with your hand.

dat is incredibly tru…

heff u read Neil Strauss’s “The Game”??? everybody here shud…

MilfHunter · September 5, 2006, 2:59am

and tru, da reazon y my quote works is bc u is literally mind controlling her…u r telling her, and her psychological instinct RLY pick this up, that she WILL enjoy and LIKE your forwardness, and she WILL give in…

but saying she will do these things, it is more than likely that she will…

Catz · September 5, 2006, 3:00am

faustsaccomplice:

VOLODYA:

AHAHAHH DA MILF PICKUP LINE – DIZ ACTUALLY WURKZ TRU!!

SlimSpikey20 (2:46:26 PM): “u know wut, ill stop with the bullshit right now and tell u right wut i want…u will thnk its rude at first, but u will eventually appreaciate my cockiness, courage, and the fact dat i am unlyk oda guys and actually have the balls to say what i want. after telling u, u will give me wut i want cuz u will respec da fact dat i was straight with u unlyk oda guys. Wut i am looking right now for is sex with u, cuz u r fiiiiiiiine and i think i can give u a reallllllllll good time. wut do u say?”

the line’s got some good aspects to it, but i don’t think it will work

it lacks fury

you’re on to something by being very direct about it though

but don’t have any disclaimer at the beginning

and don’t ask a question at the end

don’t soften the blow at all

remember, that deep inside, women are not so exclusively romantic as they’ll have you believe, they love it hot and nasty too.

don’t be afraid to tell a girl to wear something sexy for a date, even if one of your first times going out, she will be turned on.

don’t be afraid to let her know how incredibly horny you are, and how you want to use her like a toy or whatever…it turns them on

tell her straight up: “everything about you turns me on in the most depraved way. i have to have you.” look her directly in the eyes, and don’t smile.

don’t worry if she giggles and tries to dismiss you, it’s normal.

then you say, with just as much intention and passion: “i have to have you now.” and you reach over and touch her on the face…not too tenderly, but not rough either. pull her toward you and kiss her, but not too long. pull back an inch or two and look her right in the eyes. don’t let up…but from here insticts will take over.

if at any point she raises and objection (out of nervousness or whatever) you can always answer: “i don’t know, i have to have you.” it works for almost anything. (of course if she has a legitimate reason not to, back off. obviously this is all about giving her what she really wants, and commiting rapage upon her body, but not rape in the 88ztreet sense of the word).

if you falter, come across as nervous, or blush while you say it, you will lose, so you’d better be in the zone.

never concede that she wants you too. you have to be the depraved one. always be nastier than her. also, don’t undress her, tell her to take off her clothes. it will send her over the edge.

always be in control psychologically while you seduce a woman. if she gets the upper hand she won’t respect you and you will have to spend the night with your hand.

I vill azzume fo yo zake da u iz bein zarcaztically CG

MilfHunter · September 5, 2006, 3:03am

I jus uzed my line on da Catz and it worked…

SlimSpikey20: u know wut, ill stop with the bullshit right now and tell u right wut i want…u will thnk its rude at first, but u will eventually appreaciate my cockiness, courage, and the fact dat i am unlyk oda guys and actually have the balls to say what i want. after telling u, u will give me wut i want cuz u will respec da fact dat i was straight with u unlyk oda guys. Wut i am looking right now for is sex with u, cuz u r fiiiiiiiine and i think i can give u a reallllllllll good time. wut do u say?
Emm DoubleEw: fuk me ryt here ryt now
SlimSpikey20: u got it

tiz now tym to fuk da Catz up da azz…PEACE!!!

Da_ramrod · September 5, 2006, 7:31am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

da GENZUI of diz topic iz beyond ma bad zelf

respec to da milfy fo findin tru luv