Article: da Future of Steinway (selling out n catering to the lowest common denominator?)

SDC Legendz Pianistz
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:face_vomiting:

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Steinway’s roster of influencers has, so far, been pooled from the classical music industry. Deals have been struck with the likes of Tiffany Poon, a 23-year-old Hong Kong-born pianist, and the so-called Lord Vinheteiro, a more eccentric YouTube musician who publishes videos such as ‘The best 8-bit music played in the synthesizer!’

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Hahahaha fuck da HETERO.

Who 99% lozez a duel wiv da POON.

Wut next? Zponzahzhip deal wiv da :wim:

Da :pimp: iz turning in hiz grave.

But dat iz because da LOLA haff turned to necrophilia in ordah to upztage dis sheeyat n haff dug him up to make an AUTHENDICK porno :lib:

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Dey need to get the big porn studios to feature Steinway in their movie plots.

And have subtle sponsorships

“Oh daddy. I love to watch you thick fingers run over that Steinway Model M. Comes in 5 color choices, customization options, you can even get the case designed by FENDI - link is in the description. Refer a friend and you can get a a free Steinway tote bag and lube

Now bend me over and ram it in my asshole!
Harder!!“

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Did a Chinese company buy Steinway in the end?

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Harzhly having hiz zpeed neglected in diz round of dealz :stuck_out_tongue:

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A Steinway Artist.

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There were talks but no, they decided not to buy

Btw, importing Steinways from USA and/or Germany into China - results in getting raped by Chinese tariffs

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Hahahaha dis EZKIMO HOOKAH.

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What a crying shame.

Musical talent: optional

I bet that tranny has great BJ skills. I wonder who it blew at Steinway executive headquarters?

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I ALMOST (but not actually) feel sorry for da Lola. Imo she/he/it is at least a level above dese nobodies. Where are DG for her?

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:face_vomiting:

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Great. So Steinway’s dead by 2040.

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I guess they are not giving her enough money and are demanding serious rep like

A :trugod: Star Wars transcription

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It’s ok. They can start selling cloth surgical masks to China right now and make billions.

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Deflowered angels :lib:

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Our unsuspecting assholes are deflowered when clicking on junk like this

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Wait the stare at cam piano guy a Steinway sponsored mofo?

His boobs are not even that great.

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“his boobs” lol

you talking about Chloe or da hetero :stuck_out_tongue:

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