cuz da trumofo needz to prax mo fo hiz illuztriouz, futah 88 career
by getting my pizza here in 30 minutez o lezz
eat zhit, gypzie :zkep:
im zho ur mothah doeznt regret da inevitable imposition upon her life n bank account dat ur lack of talent haz brought upon her wiz no rezultz. think of dat every time zhe lookz at you, n every time u zpeak to her on the phone . . . az you call her more and more, n zhe callz u lezz n lezz; hear it in da increazing exhazperation in her voice. hopefully zhe vil be dead b4 u give up yo deluzionz n don da Bezt Buy uniform fo da next 30 unproductive, lamenting yearz of yo angry, jealouz life. id zay u cud teach high zchool choir, but yo impending ztint at da mental inztitution might hindah dat zheeyat. :lee:
bezidez, dey uzually wunt zum1 hoo can play da 88 a bit
randomly respect da SKEP fury. Do you know how many fuckaz stand in line to get a job teaching a high school choir. FUUUCk man, all dat young pussy all ovah da place. MAN, I would FUCKING LOVE to teach a high school choir.
MAH motha izn’t spending a single penny on me, because I have a sponsor who pays my Mannes College tuition. (which is $32,000 a year)
Man, how da hell izn’t you banned with these rants?
But fucking respect fo da idea, goddamn, teaching a high school choir iz a fast way to get PUZZY.
AND GO FUCK YOUR SELF, OR DAT SQUIRREL DAT WUZ ON YOUR AVATAH.
AHAHA, I iz randomly Jewish 
