HAHAHAHAH a random mizundahztanding! or not 
HAHAHAHAHAHA tiz supposed 2b da random metaphor. 
hahaha kinky, da zepp imformz moi dat u muzt be 1 of da oldezt membaz of da SDC
to REMAIN A TRU MOFO lyk diz iz a RARE SHEEYAT
1 word - RESPEC YO ANUZ
HAHAHAHAHA da Zepp–da Sherlok Holmz
Yez, diz iz very pozzible
Iz tiz da reazon why moi peniz shrunk from 2 inchez back to 1? 
hahahaha fuck, i haf no idea
u iz aitha mark o igor
igor iz mo lykly
marik iz quite random(hahaha tru)
tiz a mytery, cuz apparently u played 200 concertz a year, so u wuz in hi demand, u dun haf any cdz n sheeyat
hahaha, o diz iz secret sheeyat?
hahaha, pozzibly
hahaha, da communizm sheeyat, u been forced to remain silent about yo dark pazt?
hahaha, tru