So beautiful!
What pieces would you suggest to impress a girl with some genuinely great music that would touch her heart…thus facilitating your likelyhood of touching her punani? 
The age old adage is true - Gotta finger something moist to finger something moist.
Randomly, I’ve never used piano (or in high school, guitar) to pick up a chick. Anyone here had any success with it?
I saw Andsnes used this in your recital with him, how did it go down? I think it’s a very haunting and effective piece.
My ex threw herself at moi after a really sheeyat 2 piano unleash I did ov da Prok 3 at school.
I liked it! But I was pretty unfamiliar with the piece. Randomly saw a couple of good looking early 20s girls at Levit last night. At least here, the audience is not only middle age +!
I was familiar with the piece after buying some Sibelius on Naxos back in 2002ish and this piece stood out to me. I’m really glad Andsnes is promoting some of it now.
Clair de Lune seems to be THE most popular pussy piece, girls mention it a lot when I say I play piano.
It’s same here actually, I can’t recall which concert but there was one last season where I was essentially the elderman on first row. At least five seats both to my left & right were people ca 25-30.
Randomly the oldest audience I’ve seen here was at Wang/Kavakos. That was a bit wtf.
Da rivah flow in yo…
69 million views HOLY CUNT
Pimp Isolde’s deathorgazm, random Conzolations.
Oddly enough putting on da ho’s appazz zon worked a treat one night 
Wanda?
I never got the cd back, actually 
Hahaha dayum!
I played da 
Chop Ball 4 rec fo my ex at ma house, n zhe said it “sounds like fake Horowitz”, took a nap (she slept thru ma prax hilariously) n den proceeded to destroy most of ma fridge contents.
I had to escort her out of ma house before my fatha came home at 7pm.
Also, when u eat da 3 flavored icecream, u dun jus demolish one of da flavas, I mean, whut - u juz leave all da vanilla? Cum on! 
Oops my inner jew juz came out but DAMN
Damn, diz basic etiquette!