Big handz - big peniz?

Who of u fuckahs can play deze chords from da last :rock: prelude?

If u can do it, doez it say anything about tha size of yo peniz?

i would have to stretch a lot but i would handle it with no bigger studying cuz i have a fair big hand and i can manage to chatch chords fairly lyk a peniz of da africans

hahaha, da big peniz!

This is weak shit to play, and it doesn’t do my penis justice.

i can handle those

12th strecth :comme:

Fuckk :rock: 8) 8)

13th stretch

mah GIRTH can only stretch a 10th max.

I can play da 14th on a real stretch, but I have a solid 5 fingered c-g-c-e-g chord I can play comfortably. Bitches.

HAHAHAHAHA DA JAGLOR 8)

14th stretch? Prove it with a photo, othawise I won’t believe…

btw, u can take a pic of your dick too, if you want.

i second diz !!

Diz hath been requested before on da Chop filez but never materialised.

haha da chriz 8)

if it tiz this big, it would make playing five finger shits and scales a real b!tch

wherez da proof?

ahaha I could pozzibly play diz sheeyat w/o rolling if tongue/nose secret tech iz allowed 8)

diz sect iz da reason why i chose one of da etude tableux instead of diz one

simply impossible for my handz

I can reach those.

u could use your tongue secret fo me :blush:

me too.! :dong:
but still difficult