Capcunt with Count pigo 🧛 🐷 and da :orgy:

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“Please allow extra time when planning to leave dis rectal”

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:vampire: aahahahah yo zee fo each beat, da MET must tick TWO tymz :sunglasses:

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:wim::wim::snail::snail:

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haha fuck I made this newb move in September :icon_stopw_sdc_473:

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Those poor people… is nearly as reverse as Doc filling for lang Lang with a Feinberg heavy program last I saw him.

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Or, alternatively:

“Sorry mofoz, we booked da :wim: but he haff cancelled, so we haff replaced him with da ORAGEMOFO” :sunglasses:

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POGO: “daim, tiz not a bad fee”
ORGY: "yez but dere iz a clauze here dat sayz if u play longah dan I would’ve ur pay getz docked 20% per extra 5 minutez :sunglasses: "
POGO: "fuckkk i c, I might haff to pay da orch aftah da zhow :icon_stopw_sdc_473: "

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POGO: Wut iz u readin, ma dear?
ORGY: actually derez too much glare here, tiz blindin moi, I cant even make out da wordz any mo
POGO: Ohhh im zorry to hear dat. Wut can I do to help?
ORGY: Wear a hat :sunglasses:

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Orgy - haha fuck. Where’s da second haff of yo program?
Pogo - Tha Chop op. 45 is der
Orgy - But dat’s yo first half
Pogo - :wim:

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pogo: look!
:orgy: : wut ?
pogo : derez a dongah on diz zcore :sunglasses:
:orgy: : tiz mine
pogo : fuckkkk :tm:

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:orgy: looks like you’ll have to practice to replace moi at a day’s notice

:vampire: nope, I’ll sight rape it right on stage and dey will pay me twice your fee

:orgy: wtf?

:vampire: haha, yeah. I tried it out as a joke but people proclaimed it genius. I even got a SONY contract. It’s amazing.

:orgy: so, you’re playing the pimp 1 from diz lovely manuscript, tiz a gud sheeyat. Looks like you’ll get $50k fo diz 15 min sheeyat

:vampire: tru, $50k fo da 50 min pimp 1

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Did da :vampire: hit it?

:orgy: daim, dats da mofo I made a big scene ovah???

Tru he’s kinda hot in a skinhead mobstah kind of way.

:orgy: let’s go do something PERVERSE while da Freire is not here!

:vampire: : tru, let moi show u ma nu 50 minute Pimpson interp

:sunglasses:

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