Capcunt with Count pigo 🧛 🐷 and da :orgy:

[Dr.TM]

[festinfurious]

“Please allow extra time when planning to leave dis rectal”

[xsdc]

aahahahah yo zee fo each beat, da MET must tick TWO tymz

[festinfurious]

[vladspeedster]

@festinfurious

“Please allow extra time when planning to leave dis rectal”

haha fuck I made this newb move in September

[ElGordito]

Those poor people… is nearly as reverse as Doc filling for lang Lang with a Feinberg heavy program last I saw him.

[festinfurious]

Or, alternatively:

“Sorry mofoz, we booked da but he haff cancelled, so we haff replaced him with da ORAGEMOFO”

[Fake_plastic]

POGO: “daim, tiz not a bad fee”
ORGY: "yez but dere iz a clauze here dat sayz if u play longah dan I would’ve ur pay getz docked 20% per extra 5 minutez "
POGO: "fuckkk i c, I might haff to pay da orch aftah da zhow "

[da_zepp]

POGO: Wut iz u readin, ma dear?
ORGY: actually derez too much glare here, tiz blindin moi, I cant even make out da wordz any mo
POGO: Ohhh im zorry to hear dat. Wut can I do to help?
ORGY: Wear a hat

[vladspeedster]

Orgy - haha fuck. Where’s da second haff of yo program?
Pogo - Tha Chop op. 45 is der
Orgy - But dat’s yo first half
Pogo -

[k-nar]

pogo: look!
: wut ?
pogo : derez a dongah on diz zcore
: tiz mine
pogo : fuckkkk

[Dr.TM]

looks like you’ll have to practice to replace moi at a day’s notice

nope, I’ll sight rape it right on stage and dey will pay me twice your fee

wtf?

haha, yeah. I tried it out as a joke but people proclaimed it genius. I even got a SONY contract. It’s amazing.

so, you’re playing the pimp 1 from diz lovely manuscript, tiz a gud sheeyat. Looks like you’ll get $50k fo diz 15 min sheeyat

tru, $50k fo da 50 min pimp 1

[Dr.TM]

Did da hit it?

[Dr.TM]

daim, dats da mofo I made a big scene ovah???

…

Tru he’s kinda hot in a skinhead mobstah kind of way.

[Dr.TM]

let’s go do something PERVERSE while da Freire is not here!

: tru, let moi show u ma nu 50 minute Pimpson interp