1935 
let’s go hear da Ho unleash da 
Mazeppa next week!
parents: how much are tickets???
fine, I’ll recreate ma own 
mazeppa right now
ZENIAH: look, tiz da horozcope fo Capricorn
: daiiiim datz ma zign! wut duz it zay, dad? read it to me plz
ZENIAH: “In tym, you vil becummah a legendary penizt n zleep wiz many beautiful women”
: whooaa!! juz lyk da himzelf!
ZENIAH: dun get yo hopez up too high, zon, deze horozcopez r uzually 50/50 
Haha haff da zepp considahed dat da wyf wuz da only chick he could find dat let him prax at least 6 hours a day, even when he was off-tour?
Mini-Ziff (reading birthz zect)
Ziff-mum “oh sheeyat, da prophecy haff cum tru, dere iz a brendull mofo in dere”
Ziff Zeniah “ok zon, tiz time… to ditch da zailah zuit, focuz on da fury n zave da world from da most evil Austrian mofo of all tym”
Mini-ziff “isn’t dat zuppozed to be da Hitlah?”
Ziff Zeniah “you haff much to learn”