catz haz ditched me

for a party and haznt dizclozed da location.

how do i zeek revenge on diz mofo? :rectum:

shave him

haha sounds a bit ghey.

call hiz house and aks hiz parentz where he wnet to git drunk :whale:

Send an escort service to that mofo with like 20 fat bitches

she kinda looks vertically challenged.


best one yet

azk hiz parentz to check hiz browzah hiztory




that would work if he was 14.