catz haz ditched me

for a party and haznt dizclozed da location.

how do i zeek revenge on diz mofo? :rectum:

shave him

haha sounds a bit ghey.

call hiz house and aks hiz parentz where he wnet to git drunk :whale:

Send an escort service to that mofo with like 20 fat bitches

she kinda looks vertically challenged.

:dong:

best one yet

azk hiz parentz to check hiz browzah hiztory

:lib:

:JADE:

8)

that would work if he was 14.