Pozzibly
fascinating!
Da TM iz da 1 in a million who prefah da before
Wow… I feel like she could really beat me up and degrade me.
Handicapping for the fact she’s asian, very impressive.
I’m insulted… way too thick, too old, has skills and is not a pale anorexic retard
Wtf hell no?
Hell nah, even da before is way too thick
This is more like it
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpw9WUZy3_q/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Even wearing a cap indoors like a retard
Rezpec da Creatine brand zhe uzez
TRU Creatine
Haha rezpec, ok we make a deal
U haf her, n I haf da Chana Mai
Absolutely!
Bro, I’m not dating again unless da Lolita cums to NYC next year.
I love how society programs men to think there is something wrong with being single. I’m supposed to pursue another ungrateful brat and derail my Liszt projects?
Go nuts for something which takes 14.5 seconds anyway?
Or or or just call my rolled-up sock SUZU and practice happily knowing no bitch is waiting for some text back.
Admittedly, I had a far worse experience den most mofos and got God-tier level cucked by an ugly biatch with a Trif-Chin, but Daim
I need a prostitute tho
: 14.5s = $375
Connie Han : 14.5s =$5 but so is 15 mins.
Imagine you were getting a tooth drilled down to the root with no anesthetic for 14.5 unrelenting seconds?
Yeah, it’s just that my elite level Dong is SO GOOD that the 14.5 second time limit is a safeguard… otherwise these bitches would go mad with pleasure and become drooling retards… and get institutionalized on taxpayer dime.
They’ll be repeating “iku iku iku TRUMOFO Liszt” in a trace-like state at the mental ward.
(Lmaooooooo. I should write an erotic thriller)
Hospital bill after your dick gets 4 different obscure infucktions gonna be $8000
Doctors just gonna browse their “medical treatment 101 handbook, as approved by da Rockefeller foundation” and be like “well, there is no cure. Amputate now I guess. Yeah, we have a dick care specialist but he is on vacation until next month. We have to act now because protocol… have to discharge you by tomorrow morning. get ready for amputation”.
“Cash or credit? Cash or credit? Sir? Cash or credit? Payment plan is a mere 20% annual interest… enroll now?”
While you stare blankly at the wall. Contemplating the impending Dicklessness
stress trauma after dealing with tractormilf victims
Lol