Their genitals probably all look the same
Let’s see what YOU look like 
I told u, da Fake outta yo league
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I need to see for myself, my tastes very “niche”
And tru, if da TM deems you “hot”
You should be worried 
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Iz da 88 juz cumpulzory fo every Chinese peasant now?
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No just the less den 1% of da elites with a wealthy daddy
How else are they going to hook an American and launder that money?
Just wait until da and 
start a company in China that takes care of the entire college application essay, from TOEFL score forgery to having write a customized college admissions essay which focuses on your commitment to diversity and inclusion, even though your country leaders have been genociding non-Han chinese for a century
I’ll be pissing out the window of my Shanghai penthouse with my own rec studio and brothel in Da basement
“ it’s ok hon, you can bang those Korean hookers, I don’t consider them human anyway”
The list of participants qualified by the Jury of the Preliminary:
- Leonora Armellini, Italy
- J J Jun Li Bui, Canada
- Michelle Candotti, Italy
- Kai-Min Chang, Chinese Taipei
- Junhui Chen, China
- Xuehong Chen, China
- Zixi Chen, China
- Hyounglok Choi, South Korea
- Federico Gad Crema, Italy
- Aleksandra H. Dąbek, Poland
- Alberto Ferro, Italy
- Yasuko Furumi, Japan
- Alexander Gadjiev, Italy/Slovenia
- Martin Garcia Garcia, Spain
- Eva Gevorgyan, Russia/Armenia
- Jorge Gonzalez Buajasan, Cuba
- Joanna Goranko, Poland
- Chelsea Guo, U.S.A.
- Eric Guo, Canada
- Saaya Hara, Japan
- Yifan Hou, China
- Wei-Ting Hsieh, Chinese Taipei
- Kaoruko Igarashi, Japan
- Riko Imai, Japan
- Junichi Ito, Japan
- Asaki Iwai, Japan
- San Jittakarn, Thailand
- Jooyeon Ka, South Korea
- Nikolay Khozyainov, Russia
- Su Yeon Kim, South Korea
- Aimi Kobayashi, Japan
- Mateusz Krzyżowski, Poland
- Jakub Kuszlik, Poland
- Shushi Kyomasu, Japan
- Hyuk Lee, South Korea
- Jaeyoon Lee, South Korea
- Xiaoxuan Li, China
- Bruce (Xiaoyu) Liu, Canada
- Julia Łozowska, Poland
- Xuanyi Mao, China
- Tomasz Marut, Poland
- Yupeng Mei, China
- Arsenii Mun, Russia
- Viet Trung Nguyen, Vietnam/Poland
- Georgijs Osokins, Latvia
- Jinhyung Park, South Korea
- Yeon-Min Park, South Korea
- Jiana Peng, China
- Leonardo Pierdomenico, Italy
- Zuzanna Pietrzak, Poland
- Hao Rao, China
- Yangyang Ruan, China
- Sohgo Sawada, Japan
- Aristo Sham, China, Hong Kong
- Miyu Shindo, Japan
- Talon Smith, U.S.A.
- Kyohei Sorita, Japan
- Szuyu Su, Chinese Taipei
- Hayato Sumino, Japan
- Aleksandra Świgut, Poland
- Rikono Takeda, Japan
- Shun Shun Tie, China
- Sarah Tuan, U.S.A.
- Chao Wang, China
- Zitong Wang, China
- Zijian Wei, China
- Marcin Wieczorek, Poland
- Andrzej Wierciński, Poland
- Victoria Wong, Canada
- Yuchong Wu, China
- Lingfei (Stephan) Xie, Canada/China
- Zi Xu, China
- Yuanfan Yang, United Kingdom
- Anastasia Yasko, Russia
- Andrey Zenin, Russia
- Boao Zhang, China
- Yilan Zhao, China
- Ziji Zhao, China
Additionally, nine pianists have qualified to the Chopin Competition bypassing the Preliminary by winning major piano competitions:
- Piotr Alexewicz, Poland (1st Prize, All Polish Piano Competition 2020, Warsaw)
- Avery Gagliano, U.S.A. (1st Prize, Miami 2020)
- Adam Kałduński, Poland (1st Prize, Beijing 2019 and 2nd Prize All Polish Piano Competition 2020, Warsaw)
- Szymon Nehring, Poland (2nd Prize, Tel-Aviv, 2017)
- Evren Ozel, U.S.A. (2nd Prize, Miami 2020)
- Kamil Pacholec, Poland (2nd Prize, Bydgoszcz, 2019)
- Piotr Pawlak, Poland (1st Prize, Darmstadt 2017 and 2nd Prize, All Polish Competition, Warsaw 2020)
- Yutong Sun, China (2nd Prize, Santander 2018)
- Tomoharu Ushida, Japan (2nd Prize, Hamamatsu 2018)
da HULKAN made it
zhorly keepin hiz 10/4 fo da lazt recital round
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reads down
and sumwut unzurprizingly findz dat mozt of dese “major” cumpz seem to be 
only 
polzki privilege ic
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Da japanese male Poon advanced
Dese comps basically want mofos dat can generate views AND sum of deir own chosen mofos.
Haha I had to reread da Liszt after yo cumment
Da all polish 88 cump… In Beijing
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I exaggerated a touch for effect but still a disproportionate numbah of mofoz
Dig up da 
corpze n eliminate him firzt round for not following da urzext
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It’s actually kinda funny how irrelevant this comp is. Legit concert pianists selling their pianos to have food on da table while these kids dump daddy’s trust fund at this ultimate display of irrelevant vanity
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Haha nice. When you’re so good that you get a direct invite
:kennah:
Special wild card entry fo
the winnah of da Bojwolb comp 2020
*Bojwolb iz a small provincial town in Poland and by remarkable coincidence, also blowjob backwards
** ok I made dat up
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No Poon or Fei Fei, not even a wankable comp
Hmm, da fei fei ding dong dong facialz an inztant cure for tumezcence imo
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Chopin was a french body double.
Fontana wrote his stuff. Never returns to poland randomly?
Publishes after death. Positively tupac stuff there.
come on…
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Diz still an actual comp.
Da pimp comp was da real embarrassment, admitting 14 mofos for da 2014, 2017 n the cancelled 2020 edition.
Like, where is the comp? 14 people? You used to have more finalists than 14 
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