diz mofo want to make a code fo each hand motion
pozz an important ztep fo 88-
programin 
- GENZUI
- BEZT BULLZHIT ZINCE da CHANG ZHEEYAT
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HAHAHAHA fuckkkkkk da zepp vil thoroughly inveztigate diz zheeyat
When he cummah back tonite
REZPEC da MART
haha da 10/1code
clearly diz mofo tech superior to da WIM
an in depth zepp analyziz zhud determine if itz zuperior to da
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKKK DIZ MOFO!!!
ok derez no chance fo da WIM to reach diz level of tech even if he ztart ovah az a minimofo
n ztudy full tym wiz da zepp
ahahahah fuckkkkk diz mofoz raw dex clearly exceed both da WIM n da ZCHOLAH
but wiz diz theory he iz doin a bit too much micro-codin pozz
fo da zepp, da 10/1 iz juz two zheeyatz
zwipe up from 1 to 5, n zwipe down from 5 to 1
da 234 juz go along fo da ride n cuntribute very little to da zpeed of da mvmt , zo 15 125 135 145 1235 1245 1345 12345 r all ezzentially da zame zheeyat
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alzo fo ROBODICKZ programmin
da bazicz iz juz
define 5 fingahz wiz diztance cuntditionz fo every pair of fingahz to zemi-mimick da human hand
ie: da thumb can crozz ovah/undah large diztancez. n da fingahz haff ztretch limitz but can alzo crozzovah each othah a tiny bit
diztance unitz = numbah of white notez
0 = same note, 1.5 = C to Eb, 2 = C to E, 7 = octave etc
pozitive # = normal ztretch
negative # = crozzovah
1-2 (7, -4)
1-3 (8, -3)
1-4 (9, -2)
1-5 (9, -2)
2-3 (4, -1)
2-4 (5, -1)
2-5 (7, 0)
etc
da prog vil zcan a MIDI file n run a zearch algo to find da bezt (or moz human-lyk) fingahrin by tryin to maximize a function where:
every fingah-fingah crozzin = minuz 3 pointz
every thumb-fingah crozzin = minuz 1 point
every jump (a move exceedin all da diztance limitz) = minuz 5 pointz
u can add otha reztrikzheeyatz lyk
zingle note thumb on brotha key = minuz 1 point
repetitve chord diztancez = pluz zum numbah of pointz (diz zo it vil not try to play an alt-oct zequence az a double tremolo in 9th goin up )
excezzive repetitive uze of 1 fingah = minuz zum numbah of pointz
or leave out da lazt zheeyat n let da dizcovah da clazzik 2424 fingahrin fo da PIMP ZEPP
Interesting, but my French is not good enough.
Seems to me though that the idea is not new at all - someone like Gyorgy Sandor (in his book āOn Piano Playingā) also mentioned five basic technical patterns in playing da 88: free fall, 5-fingers patterns/scales/arpeggios, rotation, staccato and thrust. Plus the importance of alignment. In fact this book is very helpful in analyzing and solving technical problems.
I see
He should have tried these moves out on actual rep tho
Dat anal-ysis of motions would be legit if he
Demoed da whole mofo up to tempo first.
Ma chick plays bettah den him but he probably
Sucks dick better.
Iām out
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Itās useful to categorize and anal-yze motion patterns and hand positions.
Howevah one should take care to diztil bazic truths from them that always apply in the same way for everybody, because no hand-shape and no body is cumpletely the same.
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Exactly. Also, diz all dicktated by da actual sound u haff in mind
Dat 
mofo be tripping
Like a non-tranny Taubman (TaubMAN) ātech methodā
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ahahahaha mannnnnnn diz mofoāz 10/1 demoz juz
200 tymz da tech level of da TAUBMOFO GORLANZKI GRANNY
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hahah tru with diz approach da 
often find original zolutionz
in diz caze I bet da will dizcovah
da 
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HAHAHAHAH EXACTLY
I haff watched 5 minz of da Taubmofo grannytranny and itz enough to put me to sleep. You can tell itās pay by the hour lol
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AHAHAHAHA mannnnn diz inzane NN GENSUI zolutionz!!!
alzo diz clazzik:
fuckkkkkkkkkk
da zepp iz juz grateful dat
he vil at leazt haff a headztart to prepare fo da up-cummin APOCALYPDICK ROBO-HUMAN 88 DUEL 
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ahahaha da GORLANDZKI GRANNY iz pozz da biggezt 88 fraud of all tym
i iz zhor da HATTO at da tym of her chopgod recz cud haff beaten her in a DUEL
Iāve tried to find recordings of her playing any actual piece and couldnāt find anything. From what I can tell, there is zero evidence of her playing more than one measure a time at a sub-Wim tempo, so why would people go to her workshops? The emperor has no clothesā¦
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There are pretty good 20+ point hand tracking algorithms. Google deepmind could analyze the end point and external location points to find best paths. Here is a multi joint model with real physics learning how to walk.
More finite input could be Haptx over stereo optical algorithms. I work with them here and there. Could nudge to abandon abandon surgical robotics inputs in favor of hand fish research fingerings
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haha tru da gretah good fo mankind
I will pozz invezt in diz 22$ handz FPS Handy Hands | 3D Humanoids | Unity Asset Store
before raizin 22 milionz fo da
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AHAHAHAHAHAH DIZ GENSUI!!!
fo zum reazon i alwayz knew
da SDC, a civilization of mofoz wiz da MOZ PROFOUND LOVE fo da 88
wud bring about da END OF PENIZM AZ WE NOE IT 
"da path to hell iz paved wiz gud intentionzā
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