da AFAP tech

try dis

go to da keyboard and play da blacknote scale wit dis fingerin -

LH-54321 RH-12345 LH-54321 etcetc

with a bit of practice, u will realise dat dis is da ultimate way of achieving speed in passages

some may dis is cheatin, or cheap

but i think dis is an art in itself

usin dis method u can traverse da whole keyboard within 1 second

lets discuss dis sheeyat

haha
we discussed about dis sheeyat didn’t we?
dis is da Volodick showing how it’s done :
datazz2.free.fr/Volodo_sdc_lesson.wmv

Da chairman obviously needs more practical experience before uttering such nonsense. 8)

Da whole black key scale within 1 second iz a minimum of 36n p/s. Where iz da fastest documented alternating hands passage-work eva iz from da Ziff rach2 mov3 entrance. 52(3) notes in just ovah 2 seconds. and dat equates to 26.5 nps at BEST. 8)

haha, well da doc flies thro da huge arps just b4 da fugue in da KAN sonata 2nd mvt in what sounds like a fraction of a second

i think dere r fastah sheeyat den dat ziff rec - dats not a str8 arp

and zepp, WATCH DIS FUCKIN VID!

da volocidick, if u r just hearin dis, sounds like hes da fuckin fastest penis evah in dat passage.

da alt hands descendin sheeyat - dat looks fuckin insane

ok i did an estimate - da 4 downward washes of both hands, are done in about 1 second str8, conceivably each of dese are 5 notes per hand = 10 notes each.

dis is possibly close to fuckin 40 nps

8)

I tried it today… it’s possible 8)

yep i know

dis tech shouldnt be abused, but anyone who wont admit dat it is fuckin WIKID is a dick

yep i know

dis tech shouldnt be abused, but anyone who wont admit dat it is fuckin WIKID is a dick

8) Da chairman’s approximation iz again completely off:

  1. Dat iz only 3.5 washes (RLRLRLR) plus like 2 notes on da LH
  2. da first 3 washes r already ovah 1 second
  3. It didn’t look like he used all 5 fingas in ANY of da swipes.
  4. Based on hearing alone, dat actually sounded slowa den da ziff man.
  5. Itz not even a scale/arp, half da notes r repeated to save traveling time.
  6. Itz basically a mash wit no clarity 8)

But still, kodos fo da volocidick fo being a cheap cock. and RESPEC to da kmart fo capturing da cock in action. 8)

dayum, ma timin sheeyat must be fucked

hahahaahahahaha DAYUM

(scrib)

no muscles - ah, ah. No muscles indeed.

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ahhahaahaha, dayum

aftah a deepah analysis I can say da zepp was wrong sayin da velocidik nevah use da 5 fingaz
in da first downward washes dere iz :
3 real washes (double washed in da middle) wit 5 notes/hand = 30 notez

note dat I start aftah da first note of da first wash but stop when he strikes da F# RH : I leave out da weird n sl*w last wash :
dis iz done in 0.875 sec
dat iz 34 nps !
if u apply dis speed to da black keyz scale, u can almost do a keyboard traverse in one second.

da second upward wash usez only 4 fingahz by hand, but 4 complete washes
4 washes (double-washed middle) wit 4 notes/hand = 32 notes in 1,2 sec = 26.6 nps

maybe da double-wash tech iz cheating cuz it’s not a real AFAP tech as described by da comme wit da black keys scale…
aftah tryin I can’t say dat dis iz mo easy nevahdalezz…

8)

volo-afap.JPG
timedown.JPG
timeup.JPG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CONCLUSIVE SHEEEEYAT!!!

ma eyez n earz haff deceived me. 8)

howevah, da minimal traveling distance theory still standz regarding da double wash. diz meanz da overall horizontal distance covered iz significantly less den dat of a tru arpeggic AFAP run.

to undahstand da feasibility of da 1sec black key scale in relation to da velocidick run we witnessed:

7 washz 35 notez descending (ignoring da extra black key), horizontal displacement: 6 octz, or rh6+lh4= 10 octz fo 2 handz

da horizontal displacement aftah 7 washz using da velocidick double wash tech: 3 octz, or rh3+lh2= 5 octz fo 2 handz

now if we assume da downward displacement of da keyz iz negligible, den theoretically da velocidick double wash tech shud be twice az fast az da normal AFAP arp runz. 8)

hahaha obviously da double-wash tech iz sheeyat in distance travelling …
da main point iz dat da required nps iz theoretically achievable in wash tech… I didn’t say dat it automatically inducez da 1 sec keyboard travelling, just dat dat givez da hope dat we hadn’t before…

also dis iz not lyk if da time was a linear function of da distance, if so dat would mean u haff no acceleration factor in ur playin, and den u couldn’t actually start playin 8)

try dis test: arp-bang da last 5 black keyz of da 88 wit ur right hand den quickly jump to da 5 black keyz an octave lowah and so on wit every octavez, c da higher steady tempo u can do wit firm bangz.
den, do da same, but each time u jump one octave, so u jump twice da distance each time… c how fast u can do dat… do u play twice slowah? actually u can c dat wit a bit of practice u can reach about da same tempo dan wit da first exercice, dat iz more an accuracy problem dan a distance time problem

also remembah dat was IMPOSSIBLE to play da 10/2 in one minute until da rudy decided to do so…

mah point iz dat dere iz nothin impossible and dat every SD membah should start working hard to achieve dis beautiful goal which iz “whole keyboard traveling in one second”

da idea iz so beautiful dat bringz a tear to mah eye

8)

RESPEC FO DA PROFOUND SHEEEYAT!!!

check diz, diz iz de double was tech midi

basically, diz iz da fastezt way u can play de 88

whatz da maximum nps achievable wit diz midi? 8)
doublewashAFAP.zip (352 Bytes)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Da Kmart restores da faith while Da Zepp remain skeptical 8)