yo, seein as u rapidly became a mamba(long snake) of dis forum
we wud like to see some credentials of your dedication to da art of speed 
respec
i’ll try, but i haven’t got a microphone, i’ll buy one soon. I’ll record da stars and da stripes forever when i get da speed up
haha, respec - u cud also write a paragraph outlining you achievements and aspirations, aswell as inspirations in your own words.
dis is a requirment for those who cannot record, to becoem a memba - dis is what da legendary DOR did, and he has becum da Gaza Demon, u cus also aspire to be a legend in da similar vein.
can the paragraph become public den
I’d love to read da Gaza Demon’s sheeyat
da coolest jew I know
haha, fo sho
da paragraph has to be sent to dis board for it’s judgement.
it will be decided by da chair and vice-chair whether they actually get into da SDC - but da otha mofos can fosho still view and discuss da sheeyat
please publish da DOR sheeyat !
haha, dor was such a unique legend dat he didnt write a paragraph
he actually just talked obsessively about speed, and his sheer passion moved me to da degree dat he immediately became - Da Gaza Demon
i named him
hahaha dats rite
what a mofo
hahaha it seems nothing much has changed. I still don’t have a mic and da stars and stripes still isn’t as fast as i want it but i unleashed da maximum amount of fury i could muster when i played it in concert to compensate for dis.
hahahaha, yo knowledge of shred also compensates fo dis
btw - 1 thing has changed - i randomly found out u iz asian
dis is also a contributin factor to yo SD fanaticism im sho
haha, chill