tru diz evidently bazed on da mini-derailment in da POON thread 
i liztened to da CLARA 88 cunc n zum minah cumpoz n haff derefo cuntcluded
da ZHOE himzelf went inzane bazically becuz
deep down he juz cudn’t deal wiz da fact dat
hiz wyf a mo talented penizt AZ WELL AZ cumpozah 
n dat zhe had a hugeah dongah 
Ahahahahah
cuntzidahrin da inzane pzychlogikal trauma zuffahed at da handz of da 
but now if zhe alzo a bettah penizt + tenured profezzah n dey married
tiz da ZHOE zituation
Hahaha I was about to say how controversial diz iz
And den recalled how sheeyat da Shoe Davidzdongah truly iz
Datz rite!
But it also taught me the value of NOT being a slave, getting dissed every day and feeling guilty for practicing.
It was sum CG trauma wiz da bonus ov teaching moi sum insane life lessons.
And damn, I gotta be careful, chick’s hitting da biological doomsday clock get more and more insane…
…. What do I do if a Steinway Model M and a purebred Basset Puppy get delivered to my residence?
DAMN what a beautiful biatch!
Randomly, diz another 
piece that I’m not fond of. 16 minute dongah, damn, how about Da Pimp Benedicktion instead, WTF?
The clara have a harsh condescending bitch vibe
…which is ok with me 
Similar personality to the Poon pozz 
