da CLITBURNA caught in gay-wank scandal

da clitbrun iz caught white-handed starin at da hot azz of a conductah, unleahsin insane speed LH wank stylee

he wuz evidently holding back in hiz recz 8)

“WWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!”

(i think i know what this means now. 8))