da dark green zheeyat

News
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tru da zkep get da DARK GREEN ZHEEYAT. Tiz lyk pottery clay :ghey:

mah-bad-zelf keep thinkin tiz clean, but half an :stop: latah it need anothah wipe :blush:

diz happen to u?

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Wtf dude.

Did you eat sum weed brownie?

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The word ‘wipe’ is suspicious here :rock:

4

How is this “news” tho?

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I’m reading this like it’s some sort of cryptography or slang I just am not advanced enough to understand…

…

Still nothing :confused:

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8)

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:blush: :blush: :blush: vipe* :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Wtf ZKEPTO

How is da PHD u mofo? How many years left?

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if dey hear about da DARK GREEN ZHEEYAT it cud be curtainz fo da zkep

but diz iz mah lazt quartah, unlezz da unruly zheeyat interrupt mah defenze :jacko:

10

Did you write da dissertation yet? 8)

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tru

tiz on da low dimensional topology

tho da girth iz high 8)