Truuu.
Da Ho a master of “projection”
Haha 
in mind dat da ZEPP once hailed da 
az da holy zaviour ov da 88 world n da ‘official bezt tech evah’
I iz wiz da fiztah in ma unwaverin FAITH in da ZIFF fo hiz COMBO ov tech gensui n excitin muzicality
If yo fav penizt iz alwayz juz da 1 u dizcovah wiz da bezt tech fo dat week u iz caught up in a perpetual cycle ov fuckin a random nu hoe every week
No zenze ov loyalty, no zenze ov longztandin bond n emotional attachment
Tru u may enjoy da thrill ov a nu mofo/mofette every week but
u juz end up feelin hollow, alone, n predictably dyin ov AIDZ 
haha da ZEPP bez tech mofo now firmly ztablized on da 
it wud be poor tazte to extend da 
metaphor on diz tru
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da ZEPP achieve da rare diztinction ov bein both prozecutah and defendant in hiz own rape trial
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Ahahahah da zepp praize fo da 
back in da 2000z wuz absolutely genuine n zincere
But da whole gensui of goin on an epic journey iz dat
az u journey on, zcalin up toward da unimaginable peak
once mazzive n impozin figurez at da foot of da mountain now haff a tendency of appearin tiny n inzignificant when u look back down 
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Tru, da zeppetz proving revolusheeonary even befoah da handfizh tech cummah.
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Ahahaha da zheeyat iz, I juz feel lyk I muz cuntinue on diz path az it bringah da moz perzonal fulfillment to moizelf. da dizcumfort it may cauze to zum iz regrettable but alzo predicktably deja-vu az a chineze mofo livin in da wezt
Tiz lyk how u iz alzo driven by yo own m*zikal inztinctz in impro n rep choicez, u muz haff experienced zimilah puzhback from da ‘klazzikal 88 eztablizhment’ who frown upon any uncuntventional approach
In de end, wutevah bringah da moz perzonal fulfillment iz da rite path, n any perceived dizrezpec to da ‘legendz’ iz fo cg purpozez
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Tru!
Ahahaha da zepp not QUITE diz arrogant
I wud zay “in 3 yrz tym”
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da appointed forenzic expert MART will clear any doubtz 
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“Was da chopet in a bad part of town? How late was it? The blood alcohol level was 4 times the legal limit, your honor. The ThotEt was practically inviting a sub 1-minute rape.”
2030’s: trumofo
Man, wtf…