da JAKE million dollah challenge

Community Tech discuzzion
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originally da BACH BWV 926

da taniwha says:
hahahah n DIZ iz da sheeyat u claim iz UNBEATABLE in tym n evenenzz n articulation n clarity n m*zicality n wutevah?
Jake says:
yeah
Jake says:
and i think if you tried to play it
Jake says:
it would be a complete mess

den aftah readin da zcore, da jake harzhly realizez da only SD part of diz moizt piece iz an AFAP RUN which da :g: playz at a harzh 8npz.

zo naturally every effort muz be made to ztop da zepp from attemptin diz 8)

da taniwha says:
y iz u afraid of moi attemptin da BWV 926?
Jake says:
im not at all
Jake says:
i can’t find teh sheets for that
Jake says:
i found you the sheets for an alternative

Jake says:
play the last sinfonia
Jake says:
30% as well as gould
Jake says:
and you will have my respect
Jake says:
sheetmusicarchive.net/compos … part15.pdf
Jake says:
there you go!

Jake says:
you have until christmas

:whale:

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now i undahztand 4 month zeem an acceptable deadlyn fo da zl*wworld group, but c’mon

aftah a few run thruz of diz zheeyat, da zepp iz able to attempt a prepared zitereadin of half da fuckin piece:

http://zepp.dasdc.net/random_gensui/zepp_zitereadz_bach.wav

juz a bit…

wtf

:stop: 8)

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n now dat i iz randomly informed of da G :stop: in diz, tiz apparent zum prax iz required. da firzt 1/4 of da sheeyat:

zepp.dasdc.net/random_gensui/zep … z_prax.wav

:g:

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n now aftah zum mo prax tiz half da sheeyat:

zepp.dasdc.net/random_gensui/zep … z_prax.wav

:lib:

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:jake:
:dong:

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i hope u used diz :g: as :stop:

my.opera.com/jalgor/homes/files/ … %20801.mp3

EDIT:

apparently 8)

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HAHAHAAAHA tha :g:

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Your tone is pretty uneven in the runs. But at least you’ve proved you can sorta practice in time. Congrats.

You should learn the whole piece and post a polished version. :slight_smile:

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if u liztened to da :g: rec u vil notice da TONE iz not da only sheeyat datz uneven in hiz runz. but den tiz ovah 5npz zo u iz not expected to hear sheeyat anyway 8)

WRONG. i’ve proved i can zorta ziteread a sheeyat u believe wud take 4 monthz to learn to only 30% :g: level.

hahaha i iz zorry, but 20minz iz already plenty of :stop: zpent on a piece DIZ SHEEYAT

da :g: can keep hiz record becuz da zepp iz a nice mofo 8)