Ladies and gentlemen, da bach’s ART OF DA FUGUE is so monumental and furious, dat da mofo wrote it and didnt even assign instruments to it
is that pimpin or wat?
bach's intellectual fury wit da fugue after da fugue commands massif respek
dat and he had 21 kids. his girth must of been legendaryas chopin said, da fact dat he couldn’t keep hiz ballz full iz actually a problem
wit empty ballz u iz too serene and u become too much intellectual
da KAN on da othah hand had ballz like pumpkins…having no biatch, he was constantly in the state of mind of a crazy raper mofo which prevented him from thinking too much and made him cum spontaneously all ovah da place on da 88 and da sheetmusic 
hahahahahaahahaha, da KMART iz rite
BUT da bachtopuss iz a legend in hiz own rite - u haff to remembah he basically nevah assigned any tempo indicationz - derefore we can assume, dat he INTENDED AFAP perfs of all hiz verkz
but we must remember bach was so FURIOUSLY genius dat even while bonin his wife every hour, eh still had da inspiration in his brain to write da music, so da theory does not apply to him
he also had da jesus inspiration, which makes up for da bonin imho
true dat, no tempo indications means dat he played everything wit da fury and da speedhahaha, u haff neglected to mention he waz a cofo
but it is said in the bible dat when bach played da organ, da church itself would crumble b/c of da massif fury and the moistah would be felt everywhere
hahaha, which fuckin bible iz dis?
da one and only
wit jesus and da bach
hahahaha, satan iz more wikid
comme dis iz ur turn to make da organ joke 
dis iz da bach playin hiz organ-
DAYUM
tru
WHATEV!!!
hahahaha ic
I’ve never heard dis sheeyat. I think I must go find a good recording, then.
um, itz prolly bach’z least accesible sheeyat