Da LongDong has spoken.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH GENIUS

WTF do I haff to do wit dat post ?

:open_mouth:

yo Bastardo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i waz payin respec to ur bad self

8)

dis shud be appreciated but kritty iz a dick, sry

haha i c 8)

hahahaha, uc 8)

Oh yes dis interview, this nigga kept on asking me sensitive questions, like the one about shrimp li
I got really frustrated, dat’s fo sho!

HAHAHAHA GENIUS

did he ask about yo huge cock?

hahahaha, DAYUUUUM

8)

haaha, yep, da longdong

no, he did not ask about my longdong, but dis son-of-a-nigga kept on staring at my pants, as if something was wrong. He said, “what is dat lump near your pockets?”
i didn’t say anything.

hahahahahaha, da ballz

itz a lump near yo anklez datz da dong

hahahahaha tru dat

hahaha, dayum danu pic

hahaha da longdong pic everywhere
dayum

HAHAHAHA

da longdong iz plannin a world takeovah

hiz work fo unicef iz da steppin stone

da longdong will be da next hitlah - but instead of unleashin ruff sheeyat - he will unleash comedic genius

Da LongDong’s popularity is da SDC iz immense.

it even surpasses da shrimp.

a bit unfair.

2 mofoz shud be equally recognized in da SDC.

8)

hahaha, da longdong surpazzez da comedic genius…sry

John von Rhein, music critic for The Chicago Tribune, called LL performance at last year’s Ravinia Festival “unacceptably willful.” He loved “strutting his stuff,” Mr. von Rhein wrote.

Anthony Tommasini, chief music critic of The New York Times , finds his exuberance in both performance and body posture exaggerated and tasteless. “He is a sensation, and it has gone to his head,” Mr. Tommasini said. Earl Wild, the American pianist, in a New Yorker interview, was dismissive of all the publicity and called Lang Lang “the J.Lo of the piano.”