da longdong haz had harsh criticizm lately for hiz hilarious playing and appearance
da longdong doeznt give a fuck - he continuez to produce da genius penizm - but decided to go into training fo da BLACKBELT in a secret legendary forgotten martial art
dis showz da longdong in training - in a crucial moment of zen-like concentration and serenity of mind - combined wit FURY of body.
da longdong haz also summoned da legendary powah of HADOKEN -
he summonz a blue supah energy ball sheeyat and unleashez FUUUURY on hiz opponent
dat rite - dont mess wit da longdong 
behind da cute image liez a FURY beyond human comprehension
who iz he pointin at?? DATS RITE - YOU!!! dont mezz wit dis mofo
yes - dis comedy iz a covah up - dat mofo havin an orgy wit da longdong iz gonna end up in 246 pieces by da end of dat nite
random chick: awww wanna cum back mah place 2nite an hav a lil boogie?
longdong: yes, but first i intend to kick you in da ass, den i will cook u breakfast - den i will kick u again
random chick: dese r nice flowahz, what do u think?
longdong: yes - dese flowahz represent your vagina, and do u see dis fist rite here? punches da flowahz - dat iz mah cock
longdong: dayum - dat waz yo daughtah? she waz cute - i plan to devirginize her and kick her azz
da random fatha: datz ok - just covah up yo fuckin erection wit deze flowahz
longdong: sorry, i aint even erect
competition judge - (thinking) i wondah how much pointz i shud give to dat shitty asian fuckah who pullz all da orgazm facez when playin
longdong - (thinking) dayum, i just thought of da 169th way i could terminate dis judge if he dont give me top pointz
lesson to learn:
DO NOT MEZZ WIT DA LONGDONG!!!