Indeed let’s put da trachtamilf behind da wheel of a car widout seatbelts or brakes wid da 
and his new boytoy
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I can just imagine. Da tractahmilf, cackling with inane enthusiasm, tyres screeching whilst da wim tells her 30 mph is inauthentic and it wuz scientifically proven dat da human body disintegrates at speeds above 20 mph.
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Haha the early train speed heart stop ref. Respek!
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Sampled bits of it. This is utterly unlistenable.
It’s documented Schubert could barely play parts of it. He must have been a fucking awful pianist if he couldn’t play it at this tempo. Pretty sure I could sightread the whole thing with acceptable accuracy at this tempo.
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Ahahahah da zepp haff one queztion
Iz diz gud background m*zik fo night drivin or wud it be a bit too dangerouz? 
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this make no sense whatsoever! it does not stand, musically. the liszt tempo indication is 112 for 1st movement (4/4 time), so should be played twice as fast! this is completely nonsensical!!! btw, so many errors at this slow “reading” tempo. wrong notes and beats are even left out! what about the phrasing?? each idea is broken down into so many fragments… a music killer. this must be a complete prank
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Tru. Post dat and await da reply…
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DIZ CUMMAH!!!
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Talking of critical thinking, why is da vid cuntcluzion prickzon at the generally accepted tempo but da wankarah fant not? 
Both are hiztorically cuntzidahed virtuoso sheeyatz but by definition da 'z ztance means only one can be.
The cumpletely irrefutable implication of wut da sayz iz dat da 
n 
were 
z with sheeyat -level tech, which any competent cunzervatory grad can zurpazz.
Ie da POONTECH >
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HAHAHAHAHA
diz CLEVAH young mofo
he realize he haf below average pro tech zo inztead ov bein da zheeyatzt tech among da mainztream
He becummah da moz WIKID TECH among da znailztream 
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He haff obviouzly been GROOMED by da
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DAYUM
Da GUMP ztylee
Profound convo on a park bench
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Tis da 'z pickup lair
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Alzo dat prick7 mvmt3
An objectively legendary interp
Now he reworkin it into a 5min zheeyat?
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Da othah fundamental flaw in da wim’z arguments is dat preztizzimo impliez az fazt az pozz fo mofoz who can actually play da 88, not az fazt az pozz for a technical cripple.
I assume dis nu recruit is a tacit acknowledgement of da fact dat sum of us can spot dat da 'z tech iz fuckin sheeyat, so he’s trying to use someone who can actually play as backup.
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HAHAHA tru da fundamental baziz ov all ov diz zheeyat iz bazed upon
DIZZIN da z tech
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And not juzt dat.
Dere muzt haff been a mazzive worldwide cuntzpirazy whereby all da critic mofoz and pupilz covahed up da maztahpimp’z zlownezz, and nevah cummented about how when 1887 cummah n recording tech appear peniztz now zuddenly played much faztah den da 'z tempi.
Da force of perzonality so great apparently dat nobody, not even mofoz who liked to dizz him such az da HANZLICK, opt to cumment on hiz zlownezz, even aftah he haff expired.
FUCK OFF
I’d say GREAT muzicological trolling but I zuzpect dis fuckin retard believez hiz own sheeyat.
Merry Christmas, all.
Except u
Raid da arschivez and find da authendick date n celebrate den inztead.
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And prezumably alzo da ZAINTZAENZ changed from a talented young into a zpeedy az fuck old mofo.
And nobody cummented on dat eithah.
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HAHAHA diz da exact example I had in mind
da abzolute ELITE TECH iz lykly da ZAME az da elite ov now
juzt a difference in da AMOUNT ov people dat haf dat level ov tech iz mo common now
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