Lazar Berman - Da Bear
Jack Gibbons - Jack Da Ripper, AKA Da Gibbaunator
Sviatoslav Richter - Da Rectum
Boris Berezovsky - Da Sperm Whale (??)
Martha Argerich - Ma-Tits-Ta Orgy-Rich
Gavriolv - Gavinator
Marc Andre Hamelin - Dre, AKA Da Docta
Lang Lang - Long Donger
Rachmaninov - Da ROCK
Evgeny Kissin - Da Genie (?)
Perahia - Piranah (I can’t spell either!)
Ray Lewenthal - Death Ray
Fiorentino - DA HOG
Missing any?
hahahahaha
dis is da genius
if u carefully observe all da info - it is a test of yo knowledge - and inherently make su feel like a SD mahtahshssh
I most certainly rose to da occasion. 
like da ron jeremy
da shrimp- yundi li
gavrilov - DA GAVINATAUR
hahahahahahaha
da nutsack = rusnak
try to say r u s n a k
it will be fun
Vladmir Horowitz - da HO
Glenn Gould - The G-Man
Vadim Rudenko - The Rudy
Valentina Lisitsa - da Slit
This topic isn’t sticky enuff.
hahahaha, shud it be?
haha
Hahahhahahahyayayaahhaha
yeah, I think so.
hahaahahabha tru
hahahahaha at leazt 5 mofoz from da pimp comp so far deserve dere own titlez. dey be:
da inflated pimp
da umbrellahead
da PAVEMENT
n da 2 SD chickz
da Shaga
da ROD
da Bendovah
da SHRAPNEL
DA serkinatah
Da arrausah
da ziff
da zimmerframe
da man bra- bra man
da sherbert’
da schu
da KAN
da niggah
da blind folded peniz
da lib continues to get no RESPEC ic
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK da SHRIMP/MT bastard child juzt unleashed. da ZEPP record may haff fallen again, n diz time wit INSANE ACCURACY.
Yep, I saw dat too. Wut an insane mofo.
da afrohman
just to make sure everyone understands da emoticons…
- da ziff
- da lib
- da doc
- da nutsak
HAHAHAHA