Da SHRIMP caught soliciting hookers 🚜 👩 :lola: 🦐

Unlikely, she never visited mainland China, I dun think.

Plus she’s too busy “being human penizt”

This all probably a “warning” for messaging “I want to play in Carnegie again instead of da :cn: National Center fo Performing Arts” to a friend :dong:

Haha da mofo in da slipped dick cummentz saying at least it was a girl, I always thought he was :ghey:

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He UPGRADED to being a culturally relevant star, complete with scandals.

Rezpek.

P00NY can learn from this and get busted doing coke before the next WetDreamstage stream

https://min.news/en/entertainment/9905ad90d5687e4251690432f0c9b7a9.html

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Li Yundi, who has lost 15 pounds, has made his daily diet public. Netizens: It’s hard to eat like this.

Company Belonging To Li Yundi’s Dad Reportedly Fined S$598K, Media Think It’s Linked To The Pianist’s Arrest

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It’s almost as fat as two people

dayum, and we thought da weztern media wuz harsh

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ahahaha da SHRIMP bazically

playin diz mofo

playin da :chop: :sunglasses:

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People forget this gem

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9705/02/murphy/

His spokesman told CNN Murphy had trouble sleeping Thursday night, felt restless and decided to drive to a newsstand. After leaving the newsstand, Murphy spotted someone who appeared to be “having a problem,” the spokesman said. The star stopped his vehicle to see if the person was all right. At that time, the individual asked Murphy for a ride, and he agreed, the spokesman said.

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Damn!

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I’d no idea she had died.

Many years ago, a UK TV presenter introduced one week’s edition of Italian football coverage with “welcome to the show with more balls than Eddie Murphy’s latest girlfriend”.

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Hehe that vid led to Tru’s internet. Enjoying immensely

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Positively cinematic!

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Wtf

https://youtu.be/5qgCN3bKUwE

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Nice!