Da U-MAT

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we haff found…

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DA ONE TRU FUCKIN MOFO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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well, i left out dat icon az to not DIZGRACE da dedicatee of diz topic 8)

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da U-MAT haz raw sex appeal

diz wuz apt 8)

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who’z da u-mat? enlighten me

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EVIDENZ 1: 6’45 - 6’47
24 octz in da RH
12nps- RH octz

EVIDENZ 2: 6’49 - 6’51
45 notez in da RH. da LH joinz on da 10th RH note n playz unision fo 34 notez
22.5nps -unison single notez, LH single notez

EVIDENZ 3: 7’27 - 7’30
72 notez in da RH. 36 in da LH
24nps -RH single notez

EVIDENZ 4: 8’02 - 8’03 (LEZZ den one second in fact)
30 notez in 9 swipez. non-doubling AFAP tech wit inefficient fingering to boot -every lh swipe getz only 2 notez
9sps -AFAP tech

n ALL DIZ from one rec 8)

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hahahahahahahahaha

da sherlok holmez

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hahaha FUCCCKKKK i juzt compared diz wit DACHICK wiz da DICKz perf. n in da key SPEED bitz (see recordz above), da U MAT makez DACHICK sound lyk da nutsack.

in da 12npz octz bit, DACHICK playz da single note/oct alternating sheeyat az written, n at a dizgracefully sl*w tempo.

in da legendary RH random unleash at da end, DaCHICK takez almozt 6secz. DA U MAT fuckin doubled dat speed to achieve da 24nps sheeeyat. da FUCKIN sound quality dun do hiz speed juztice. derez mo notez den dere iz KBz per second. 8)

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da zepp enlightened moi. I concur, a tru fuckin mofo 8)

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HAHAHAHAHAH

he aint juzt A tru fuckin mofo

he iz DE TRUEZT MOFO EVAH, pending furtha enquiriez 8)

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[code]EVIDENZ 1: 6’45 - 6’47
24 octz in da RH
12nps- RH octz

EVIDENZ 2: 6’49 - 6’51
45 notez in da RH. da LH joinz on da 10th RH note n playz unision fo 34 notez
22.5nps -unison single notez, LH single notez

EVIDENZ 3: 7’27 - 7’30
72 notez in da RH. 36 in da LH
24nps -RH single notez

EVIDENZ 4: 8’02 - 8’03 (LEZZ den one second in fact)
30 notez in 9 swipez. non-doubling AFAP tech wit inefficient fingering to boot -every lh swipe getz only 2 notez
9sps -AFAP tech

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da ho/pimp/ss big mac danze

live too

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hahaha, pluz a dizgraceful applauze

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hahahaha considering da otha perfz get between 2-3 secondz of applauze, a 30second sheeeyat aint bad at all 8)

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hahahahahahaha, spit out da gum, it doeznt work

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i’m listening to da u-mat scribson 1 diz iz wikid sheeyat

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DA LH OCTZ

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WHO DA F IS DIS!!! GRRR!!! I WANT TTO NOW IT NOW!!! :imp: :imp:

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