Da WIM MAZTAHPIECE cummah!

ahahahaha tru zumzheeyat lyk diz :sunglasses:

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HAHAHAHAH tru da G MOFO da bench in diz clazzic

diz a zumwut CONCERT READY interp :sunglasses:

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Haha, some of the comments on this vid “you’re so expressive”. Are people actually that brotha-level deaf, or does he have dozens of sock-puppet accounts?

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Haha diz poor girl. We need to petition her to interview da TM. Like really

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Dat cumment appearz to haff been deleted.

Cenzahzhip :stuck_out_tongue:

All interviews are to be conducted wiz ma chick askin da questions.
Her fee is $90 an hour.

Damn WIM got Swag??

edit: below vid is a masterpiece I was unaware of

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AHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKK REZPEC da title of diz zong!!!

bazically da WIM THEME :hand::snail: :sunglasses:

Fuckkkk legendary hazy effect :foggy:

Oh fuck. Once more into the bottomless pit of sewage…

Lmfao

$30 for lessons in “keyboard technique” (sic)

https://authentic-sound.thinkific.com/courses/basic-keyboard-techniques/

Time for heavy promo on da HANDFIZH @da_zepp

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!

at $30 diz WIM courze zound lyk a wikid deal when it promize to zolve all yo tech problemz at da 88 n even zave u preciouz prax tym

but when u buy it u vil dizcovah da full zheeyat iz juz

a 2 sec long unlizted tube vid of da WIM zayin


















zl*w down :sunglasses:

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Becummin a ZTUDENT ov da WIM iz bazically lyk givin half yo lyf away

Bein hiz ztudent iz bazically lyk DIZ CLAZZIC ZCENE
:sunglasses:

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Clearly da WIM haff learnt many thingz from da :zcholah:

Now da ZYBAHBEGGING cummah!

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Listened now.

Ffs. Any competent technician could play this at twice WIMZPEED. I’d imagine there are literally 1000s of peniztz who can.

“Boost musicality” :yum:

Well it does say basic piano technique, and I always practise at Wimzpeeds so I bet it’s good. :+1:

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This is about the correct tempo if minim =108. 27s target time, I’m sure I can manage that (an obviously “impossible” 14 npz)… Expecting sub 20s from da zepp :smiley:
https://youtu.be/e7_M0-PnTco

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AHAHAHAH TRU diz actually a zumwut wikid et

Bazically

Moonrape on a flat zurface :sunglasses:

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Hahaha fuckkk, sum of dese cummentz! Incidentally it seems a review by Hanslick quotes the length of a von Bulow brothazonz rectal.

Da WIM :kan: cumment iz talking about playing da KAN half zpeed, thus making even da RINGPIEZZEN seem zupah zpeedy.

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