ahahahaha tru zumzheeyat lyk diz ![]()
HAHAHAHAH tru da G MOFO da bench in diz clazzic
diz a zumwut CONCERT READY interp 
Haha, some of the comments on this vid “you’re so expressive”. Are people actually that brotha-level deaf, or does he have dozens of sock-puppet accounts?
Haha diz poor girl. We need to petition her to interview da TM. Like really
Dat cumment appearz to haff been deleted.
Cenzahzhip 
All interviews are to be conducted wiz ma chick askin da questions.
Her fee is $90 an hour.
Damn WIM got Swag??
edit: below vid is a masterpiece I was unaware of
AHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKK REZPEC da title of diz zong!!!
bazically da WIM THEME 

Fuckkkk legendary hazy effect 
Oh fuck. Once more into the bottomless pit of sewage…
Lmfao
$30 for lessons in “keyboard technique” (sic)
https://authentic-sound.thinkific.com/courses/basic-keyboard-techniques/
Time for heavy promo on da HANDFIZH @da_zepp
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!
at $30 diz WIM courze zound lyk a wikid deal when it promize to zolve all yo tech problemz at da 88 n even zave u preciouz prax tym
but when u buy it u vil dizcovah da full zheeyat iz juz
a 2 sec long unlizted tube vid of da WIM zayin
zl*w down 
Becummin a ZTUDENT ov da WIM iz bazically lyk givin half yo lyf away
Bein hiz ztudent iz bazically lyk DIZ CLAZZIC ZCENE

Clearly da WIM haff learnt many thingz from da ![]()
Now da ZYBAHBEGGING cummah!
Listened now.
Ffs. Any competent technician could play this at twice WIMZPEED. I’d imagine there are literally 1000s of peniztz who can.
“Boost musicality” 
Well it does say basic piano technique, and I always practise at Wimzpeeds so I bet it’s good. 
This is about the correct tempo if minim =108. 27s target time, I’m sure I can manage that (an obviously “impossible” 14 npz)… Expecting sub 20s from da zepp 
https://youtu.be/e7_M0-PnTco
AHAHAHAH TRU diz actually a zumwut wikid et
Bazically
Moonrape on a flat zurface 
