DAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
ahahhahahhaha diz zeem lyk da fitting endfo diz compf
14’55 diz da rarely zeen…
CHILL-DOWN-FAKERUDY
a move zo legendary it cud only be cuntceivably maztahed by da lykz of
actually zumwut coherent recovahry/impro fo raw ziterape from memory
HAHA DA OPENING ALT ZHEEYAT already pure impro
Ok, diz mofo clearly in a state of shock at learning da TOT in 1 day
Rezpek dis pro approximation’
Diz mofo recovered from all his mini rudiez wizout missing a beat.
Ok, in this hastily prepared perf, still pretty damn solid
Now…
How did da second n third prize mofoz play?
11:05 diz pure impro octatonic wiz lh octs clearly
At least as good as da original…
ahahahahah clearly he wuz playin wiz perfect undahztandin dat
dun ztop =
11:40 da octs caddy a pristine slow loving consensual fuck!!!
Ok, we need to DEMAND a vid of da otha cuntestants!
Jeez, we iz mizzing zum genzui rape!!! Wtf!!!
And DAT iz why dey decided not to stream da finals
AHAHAHAHA from 13’30 da LH OCTZ
da phraze endin he juz give up n hit da zame OCT twice HAHAHA WTFFFFF ok pozz he juz learned da firzt n lazt note of dat lyn n hiz impro fillah unfortunately ended on da zame lazt note
Man, da TM randomly feel bad scrutinizing diz raw quasi-learnt unleash
In da LEEDS comp dey gave finalist cuntestants like 7 days to prep fo deir CONC unleash
Man, they just wanted to save money - diz da kind of quality dey want?
Diz mostly da pimpcomp’s fault.
6 mofos in semis, n den dey get gangraped wiz da conc at da dress rehearsal da next day, n den da live unleash.
Just, an inhuman way of organizing a comp.
Plus da rule changes, no rec of round 1 n no live-streaming of da last round - insanely shady.
Not recommended!
Btw in da 2013 clitcomp, da semifinalist mofos who played last, played FIRST at da finals.
Da Fei Fei told me dey reversed da order, so she finished her zemi final rectal wiz 24 chop prels n mozart d major zon - n da next morning - Brotha 4 n Rach 3 rehearsal wiz orch.
Also a fuckin terrible way of running a comp.
Give mofos at least 3 days to get their shit together!
Nobody ever expects to end up in da finals.
ahahahaha fuck ok zo we zhud judge diz perf by da ztandardz of
da TUBE ziterape genre
a REZPECable 8/10 in dat caze
Tru!
But aiiite, shame on diz ghey azz pimpcomp fo trying to save money like diz n putting deze poor kids into a JAV level gang-rape position.
Lipussy: hey, I need 3 years fo da Pimp tot
Pachmofo: I will actually retire from da stage fo 10 years to perfect da final pimp tot scales
Zlit: I will learn any conc in 24 hours, livestream da whole zheeyat n den go unleash
What a dizgraze, dis guy getz the 1zt prize???
Extremely poor, very badly prepared for this zong…
Haha da cumment dere, Aydolov = Volodya
lyk da TRUMOFO zed, da prep tym iz key tru
diz mofo obviouzly not a zheeyat penizt bazed on hiz previouz roundz, but diz TOT iz an objectively zheeyat perf
if he pozted diz on da SDC da zepp wud react wiz
'hahahah ic ’
rathah den da mo uzual
‘AHAHAAHA FUCKKKKKK’ or ‘AHAHAAHA DAIIIIIIIM’
hahaha in da SDC comp
concerto will be da 1zt round
fo budget reazon, da mofoz will haff to zing da orch part
This seems more promising than da Cakmur
I’ve never been this disappointed in a good performance. 7 minutes in and it sounds great so far?
I’m almost angry watching that. I have to assume it was learnt during da comp. Zum zeriouz rape going on dere.
Ahahaha now I c why dey couldn’t have da TM in da finalz. 12.43 da Asian triangle mofoette cummah (or pozz doesn’t)
What’s wrong with it? He sets a dark and appropriately sinister tone, pianism is fine and clear. Maybe a bit on the safe side, but not that safe?