Da zepp smooth criminal jacko paraphrase!

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Instant classic.
I volunteer to be da Zepp publicist/manager 8)

Where do I send da resume?

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Zepp - tag this properly and title “Wen Gao - Smooth Criminal Piano Cover (virtuoso version!)”

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I will promote this vid expertly for da zepp 8)

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ahahahahahah FUCK!!!

no random zepp unleazh zeem to ezcape da TRUMOFO all cin eye :whale: :whale: :whale:

ok let moi tag diz zheeyat n we zplit 50/50 8)

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hahaha, tag diz sheeyeat n keep all proceeds to produce more genusui content u mofo.

When da TM refused a NYC apartment + blowjobs fo life combo - you think he would be hunting around to make money on da legendaire zepp himzelf?

unlikely 8)

but check yo email - I sent you mai bank accunt routing numbah juz in case you decide to split 70/30 like you suggested.

tru, I mean 80/20

8)

:jooo:

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

REZPEC!!! 8)

lez alzo get da ZKEPTO involved zumhow. if he cud promote all TRUMOFO n zepp vidz wizin da furry cummunity, he zhud get a CUT

of 2% 8)

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I will pay da zkep to run up on stage in a furry outfit during ma next rectal, n start humping one of da piano legs.

A million views guaranteed.

Da zkep will also likely be signed by sum JAP comedic prank company 8)

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Dat’z abzolutely fuckin hilariouz.

Wut if yo next rectal iz da pimpcomp?!?

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5 million views guaranteed in dat case.

and if I don’t advance to da next round, I will sue dem fo discriminating against da furry humping.

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Dere’z anothah angle…

youtu.be/zdAzV_BedJc

Wtf is dat red light in its neck?

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ahahahaha da zepp wud zay

da PIMP COMP makez it all da mo worth it 8)

randomly wut iz da ZKEPTO hourly rate? n wut outfit? 8)

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AHAHAAHA fuckkkkkkkkkk tiz da furry zqueaky-cry generatah :zhreddah:

ok i vil cunzidah diz da ZKEPTO 88 vid debut

REZPEC 8)

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one can’t argue with 49k views 8)

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hahaha I need to pazz first.

daim… I will azk da zkep fo a student discunt.

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A mere 66 views in a day?

I’m a really shitty promoter.

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hahaahaha rezpec da TM for tryin

now if u want tru expert growth hackin tech azk da mart and rename diz vid “Jay Chou - Smooth Criminal Piano Cover (virtuoso version!)”

8)

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AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

ok i tranzfah ma remainin ownahzhip of diz vid to da MART Euro-Artizt management

da zhare ztructuah iz now:

TRUMOFO 50%

da MART 48%

da zepp 2% (ztealin from da ZKEPTO harzhly 8))

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You mofos know da youtube takes half - right? 8)

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hahaaha i c
da TM’z got a larger zhare juz becuz

da mart ain’t jewizh 8)

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Hahahaha! 8)

I’m only half jew tho.

Dat would have been good enough fo Hitlah so Mart juz shud accept da terms given 8)