Dasdc mo zecured den Fort Knox

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:putin: hackerz defeated :rectum:

:hui: :lib:

But is it more secure than Fort Dix?

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:hui: :rectum:

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No :eggplant::eggplant: are secure when :tm: is around.

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Ahaha “modifying the images” :lola: :dong:

ahahahaha REZPEC da MART

now da CIA vil nevah dizcovah da FATMOFO alpaca coup plot :sunglasses:

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Pozz Capitol-level security :sunglasses:

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iz u da chineze hacker ?

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da CCP tryin to get free polidickal advice by crawlin SDC topicz

I vil file cumplaint to chineze embazzy :sunglasses:

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I offered da sdc db fo a sinovac :sunglasses:

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ahahah fuckkkkk :whale:

haha daim da Mart security update make da SDC BANNAH dizappear?

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I have to zecure da image too :sunglasses:

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I’m good. I got a st Christopher amulet on my modem. It keep my traffic safe.

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Capture

da SDC now fully zecure according to ma browsah :lock:

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Not according to mine

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fuck off :sunglasses:

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I think the joke is on anybody that hack da SDC.

FBI:

“ If it’s a hate group why is there so much Homo erotic cartoon animal porn? Bob, we’re gonna have to send this up for review before we take out all these mofos.”

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