After repeated assaults and beverage spills my digi keys started dying. Taking apart to check sensor pads and circuit coninutity. So far not terrible to take apart…
Hope to have a Frankenstein situation by Halloween.
Success, super easy to fix these things.
Daim da post-rape vagina stiches?
Hehe the pelvic floor prolapsed tru. Sounds good now but this “revolutionary mechanism” identical to souped tv remote with a counter weight… Thought there was more to digi’s than this.
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tru, nothing gets rid of gud work on tone and nuance den praxing on a digi, harpsicunt or organ
yo eras juz go - aight, I dun need to worry about tone
n yo finah motor skills go “FUCK IT. We can finally unleash wiz 2 parameters - speed n rhythm, n fuck all dat distracting tone BS. let da RAPE begin”
#antiDIGIcoalition
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AHAHAHA diz DIGI dizzection REZPEC!!
Da zepp juz inztalled a nu toilet zeat covah n iz experiencin a zimilah zurge of pride pozz 
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rezpek da raw MANLY skills
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This controversial stance, but a bit true after internal examination. I love my digi though and it’s sweet lubed plastic and rubber nubs. Mmmm
fire, bad.
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It works! Had to console Digi after my harsh comments about her innards. Was rewarded with resplendent keybed sounds. Its love all over again.
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Delightful!
Tru, dats sum of da most beautiful music ever written
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That’s familiar, but I don’t listen to sappy shit. What is that piece?
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Lovely! It’s Liszt’s 3rd Consolation
Ah, yes. Now I remember. That and Liebestraume No. 3 were so overplayed when I was young, I’d blocked them from my memory.
This liszt moisture def dropped some bloomers in olden times.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
u juz haff to rezpec
da fuckin CANADIAN
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Tru