now this is a story all about how
da penile world got flipped turned upside down
and if you have a minute, just sit right there
I will play the 10/4 wif seconds to spare
in west Philadelphia born and raised
on the keyboard is where I spent most of my days
chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
practicin octs wif ma dad after school
Then a couple of guys who were up to no good
started unleashen moisture in ma neighborhood
I smote the poserz and the lord declared:
“unleash unto otherz, LET NONE BE SPARED”
When I whistle for sheetz it soon becomes clear
In the field of PIANO, I’m fuckin’ PHD
“Doc” as they call moi, “he’s got talent so rare!”
True, my KAN, LISZT, and GOD, evoke jaw-dropped stares
When I pull it out fo da hoz, (usually 7 or 8 )
dey all gasp “DAYUM”; i yell “fuck ya latah”
I gazed upon mah kingdom, i waz already dere,
To sit on mah throne az