wud it be natural to azzume dat chix iz juz sheeyat n haf no cg? 
hahaha buttru dey iz betta at volleyball 
hahaha fuck i iz a chauvanizt PIG
i iz a zexizt GRUNTAH
n chix FUCKIN LOVE DAT
rite? 
hahaha u go fo da zenzetive angle
u try to appeal to da chix wiz yo compazzzionate nacha
but da zad fact iz zhe vil uze u to cry on yo zhouldah while zimultaniouzly gettin done DOGGIE by a tru MOFO …IN DA KITCHEN 
Well then Steve, how far have you gotten already?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
you’re the third type, sitting behind the computer all day typing what your two brothers are doing.
Necessary, but pathetic.
Like a garbage man, necessary, but looked down upon.
But I like you though, you’re cute. But who I’d really like to meet are your brothers.
HAHAHAHA DAIM DIZ HARZHNEZZ
uncalled fo?
i iz firmly n rigidly of da belief dat chix lyk mofoz hu treat dem ruff n fuck around alot n act lyk a cock
diz iz ma recipe fo zuccezz 
That is why I am getting a girlfriend and you are masturbating on your score of 10/2
yo gf lookz alot lyk da 10/2
yes, yours looks like 4’33
hahah i dun haf gfz
i haf cockpuppetz 
haha da cum hopelessness…
and tru, da SDC needs a lot mo puzzy…maybe we shud use force… 
Do they move?
You must be broke if you don’t get them from the cemetary.
speakin of vaginaz 
dey can be lawlz but not really HAHAHA-funny. guyz can n iz funny but chickz just can’t reach up to dat level…
… n chickz suckz at music. dey can’t compose nor play guitar, drumz or well… any real instrumentz except classical readin sheetmusic piano
… i mean look at da Biret
Cindy Blackman
Stephanie Eulimberg
Evelyn Glennie
Hilary Jones
Terri Lyne Carrington
Sheila E.
Vera Figueiredo
Camille Gainer
Carola Grey
Susie Ibarra
Sherrie Maricle
Kim Thompson
…
comme, every time a chick joins you scare her away. But you’re right, I don’t think girls are into this sort of humour.