🇺🇸 election noztradathread

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Ahahaha I heard half da cuntry already voted, tru?

Wut duz da early rezultz zay :sunglasses:

haha diz zyztem :sunglasses:

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Imo :trump: shud haff gone furthah with da non-intervenzionizt sheeyatz, but thiz general approach wuz about da only reazon I cud find for him being a zuperiah option to da Hitlary and it ztill appliez re Biden. Da O-bombah upped drone uzage to a zeriouzly high level wivout da requizite accuracy :wim:

If :trump: wuz lezz of a racizt zhitztirrer I wud endorze him ovah Biden; that he iz lezz in thrall to powahz in high placez iz both a pluz and a minuz. I think they’re both unfit to be prez tbh but for different reazonz.

It seems like a Trump win is likely.

When are we getting the second stimulus. I need da gambling money!

pozz Biden use juzt as much shake-n-bake as Trump? :dong:

I guess anything to make themselves look less corpse-like

Leggo Diamond Joe
Me noztradamus predicks landslide Biden win
Trump indicted b4 January

Twist ending. Yang wins.

#YANG 2020!!!

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Da trump and biden look like they both had passable facial transplants.

Maybe they swapped faces for a laugh?

I think only Tru has the tech. Speaking of did we ever decide who would make the hotter woman? would vote for that.

#priorities

ahaha diz 10 yr old intahview zettin da perfect tone fo tonite :us: :sunglasses:

HAHAHAH at 6min tiz lyk

2005 intahviewah: wut do u think of diz mofo called da zepp?

2005 :lib:: haha iz u fuckin zeriouz? :sunglasses:

Trump win yet?

Not watching horse race until later.

I put some money on a :trump: win because I’m a gambling degenerate.

And if you win a savvy investor!

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HAHAHAHA

da candain intahnet cant handle da girth of diz polodickal enthuziam

Iz every mofo live ztreamin at da zame tym or zum zheeyat? :sunglasses:

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Yez

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I don’t think anybody in the US watching. Everybody assumes we are fucked.

hahaha I like how every majah newz site haz different numbahz at da moment :dong:

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Ahahahah fuckkkkkkkk

Where I iz at, tiz appeareth

half of da 5G towahz in da area vil be fried by tomorrow mornin from excezzive traffik :sunglasses:

(Harzhy correction: dere iz no 5G in da zepp fizhin village) :sunglasses:

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