Fatty paralyzes his digestive organs!

[ElGordito]

BBL cummah?

[Dr.TM]

no I need a natural ass

[ElGordito]

So a natural looking BBL?

[Dr.TM]

Yes yes

[Dr.TM]

@ElGordito

As requested here the GLP-1 injection thread.

So, first dose is supposed to be .3 grams. I accidentally shot about 1.2grams Hmm…

I do 50 units cuz I’m a 6’3 dude and not a 5 foot female twink. I was thinking 1:1 for units (ml) to mg, but its 1:2 and some change, so got over a gram injected instead of the .3.

I feel fine so far and they shipped nausea pills if I pay a price for being dumb.

Last year when under massive stress I lost weight pretty fast so hoping that happens again - minus daily pressue of being expected to stop societal collapse and the drift toward fascism with a few meetings.

Shots no problem. I felt nothing even tho it was gross to do.

Starting Weight: 259

22 days later - feeling ok overall?

[ElGordito]

Not sure, just ate a mcdonalds meal with milkshake because I was bored of cooking. Still zero side effects. Not really paying attention to it TBF. Don’t feel any big weight loss like when I essentially fast but what you are paying for is the shot to shave calories without thinking about it.

Shit food definitely tastes less good tho.

[Dr.TM]

interesting!

freaky AF damn big Pharma.
Now if they made a synthetic tapeworm to eat yo food, now we’re talking

[ElGordito]

Fatty poss should have waited for the Trump-Gates mRNA version.

I might actually cancel the last 6 months because I’m not sure I need the craving blunting stuff. I never really had a problem staying on a diet when I needed to shed pounds and this is waaay less efficient than just starving myself on a high protein keto diet.

It has no physiological effect to help you lose weight other than blunting cravings which is helpful but maybe not worth big money unless you can’t get on top of that.

[festinfurious]

Wut wud cost less? Ozempic or hiring tmilf for energy intensive morning chase n rape? I wonder

[ElGordito]

Lose 30lb

of semen.

[festinfurious]

After getting raped 15 times pozz

[Dr.TM]

@festinfurious

Ozempic or hiring tmilf for energy intensive morning chase n rape? I wonder

getting chased and raped will indeed help weight loss…

… but when you take into account stress eating after coping with rape and blowing your load 4x in a short time…

… results in net weight gain.
Silver lining is eventually you get too fat to rape. And to fly commercial.

(bruh)

[Dr.TM]

@ElGordito

I never really had a problem staying on a diet when I needed to shed pounds and this is waaay less efficient than just starving myself on a high protein keto diet.

yeah all I did was seriously limit carbs, increase meat + fats, and cut pretty much all sugar and processed crap, also, timing meals so typically the last meal of the day is 6pm - all helped a ton.

I have not been this lightweight since high school.

[festinfurious]

Champion comfort eating after da 500th rape ic

[Dr.TM]

ROFL

[k-nar]

@Dr.TM

synthetic tapeworm to eat yo food

this soundz mo american as you don’t have to conzume less

ozempic is communizt psyop

[Dr.TM]

The Tapeworm and Maria Callas’ Diet: A Mystery Revealed

[Dr.TM]

I can have a bit more meat.

5:30pm EST. Last meal of the day.

Gay salad.

Pasta with chicken liver, grated Maasdam cheese and roasted pork loin (two small slices), pepper, homemade habanero hot sauce and sour cream

[ElGordito]

I just had mcdonalds again.

[Dr.TM]

Dude….