Figures
Long call, more like long ball jammed in my mouth cuz I’m a naughty twink just begging to be raped
Options basically like greed crack. I gotta put the pipe away.
and just do levered ETFs 
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I’m still just stubbornly holding BTCI, XDTE, JEPI and JEPQ for dividends, reinvesting em and occasionally adding more
It covers rec projects and then some 
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I still haven’t settled on basic stuff like my risk tolerance and got no idea what could pan out because everything I’m watching is schizo and rattling around based on demented tweets etc.
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I unleashed my huge RISK dong. Pray for me 
Not sure it will recover but so volatile prob gonna be green at some point.
With exception of the all in short that nearly wiped me out the second most unhinged move.
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It’s up 2k at close which mean I only lose 2k today cuz other yolo. If BMNR gets back to 30 plus soon this basically pay for my taxes.
Gonna set price alert at 30 and forget about it for a few months so I don’t chicken out when it’s down 99%
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Thiel linked but has been cratering cuz crypto scam.
any kind of stock tied to crypto (crypt = occult death worship, satanic) is probably gonna pump long term anyway
nobody knows or cares how it works but it pumps relative to declining dollar LOL
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$whorecoin
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Anybody’s guess. presidents family running billion dollar bribe and money laundering operation through it so likely pump chaotically until out of favor oligarchs nut up and kill him.
they’re all deep state actors but part of their payout is getting to do illegal stuff like that right under our noses. All the same occult club too. IDK how people worship these people, it’s creepy
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God of greed.
Watching Marty Supreme cuz I didn’t think it through. Only person in theater again.
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I think zuck like 75 billion into making VR goggles a thing (unsuccessfully). Lol
Probably enough to wipe out every poor child’s unpaid hospital bills in the country but fuck them. They are old enough to plow!
Get a job premies!
Ugh
ETH not crashing but I need it to go to 3000 real fast so I exit my call option on BMNR. Tell god! THNX!
ETH highly occult.
FUCK! Should have started that outsourcing firm that makes indians pray the rosary for you so I could shake any cursed energy.
