Fatty's degenerate and unethical stock gambling thread

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Yessss

Fuck!

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Options are Satan’s playground.

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God is punishing me for making pro Israel jokes poss. Damn!

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Aaaa aaaaa aaaaaa

STEP INSIDE MY ASS!

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Market spitroasting us fuck. What’s going on. Usually Orange man comes out and says something communist and threatens to rob tax payers to prop up the market by now.

wut

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wrong way!

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I’m just sitting and memorizing the next 1 hour + of :pimp:

I can see why Poony don’t grow her rep. It’s very time-consuming and the first 3 months of memorizing everything fully is def tedious esp this girthy mature pimp stuff aaaaa damn

No time for anything, just this for 5 hours before work and after on da digi

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Stock market broken. Use at own risk.

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I’m - $2470

I’m a uh long term investor! Yeah!

Who cares about current price! I’m a long

Just like the dick in my ass!

Yeah probably just noise on real long horizon. My options expire tomorrow. :flushed_face:

All 4k bucks getting 100% roasted.

Yo meanwhile somebody made bank on MSTR puts

I was gonna short a bunch of stuff at first whiff of correction but I lost my nerve.

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nice we need a mole there
(put kippa in interview)

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They gonna make me kiss that wall poss. Lol

Wow, I’ve never been interested in having a career but it seems to me to be an increasing series of moral debasements.

Please find a non-ran through Christian dingdussy for me

Gotta wear white pants to church. Best way to meet holy chicks.

I wud. Wud be first UK leader I’d consider fucking :dong:

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Typo in dis ardickle?

All 4k nuked from yolo options. Damn!!!