Asstonishingly little commentary on if da zuckahprick in da epstein files
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They had a single dinner. Zuck probably born without genitals.
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He does look like a faceswap would make him look more human
The only stuff which got released is what they WANT you to see
Yes the stuff on seaweed-eating lizard aliens with record contracts presumably too shocking so redacted
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I’m surprised Chloê isn’t in the files
Not a skilled enough pianist, unlike Matsuev
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Nobody checked for cloaca though
The actual fucked up shit was all discussed in-person
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Probably in Yiddish
(Bruh)
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Hence the lack of kap mentions
Tgilf +$4000 but she gets paid by the wrong note
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Puts on just about anything would have printed
Or
Gone to 0
LOL
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I go contrary cuz I expect bounce but only thing bouncing is my face against the headboard whilst being gaped by my gambling.
Ok ten til. Gonna read this horrid job description and practice my white guy voice for a minute.
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Good luck bro
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You got this 
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Thought we still talking about herpes and got scared lol
:poony:
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AHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK. WUUUUUT? I passed quick first screen and they moving me on to a 7 round interview chain for Zio-Tok
Total Comp for a Sr. Director at Tiktok is 1 million dollars a year. FUUUUUCKK WUUUT?
Yo… I was gonna not take this interview. Jesus Christ!
Daddy Ellison, I’ll shill for Israel so hard if they pay me that. 
I mean.. Israel was PROMISED to them lol
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