Fatty's degenerate and unethical stock gambling thread

Yeah tipping over into a proper correction. Wonder how long it will last before they print infinity money to fuck us all.

Looks like the wars are still scheduled tho.

Why are your criminal politicians apologizing and resigning? Do you even late stage capitalism bro? Ours are like “yeah, I ate a baby after skullfucking it while stealing money from cancer charities, but I did it in the open because I believe in transparency.”

https://x.com/BBCNews/status/2019426757791649851?s=20

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The problem is the cunt isn’t resigning lol

And his apology is utter horseshit.

He knew the score when he appointed mandelslime.

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Yeah wanted to spin up the back door pay slop we inject into your politics. Backfired!

Mandy a back door expert

he observed, zkeptophobically

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All his guidance is coming from corrupted oligarchs pushing him aside to position a full takeover via reform party. What an idiot.

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Some holes so loose you better not measure

Yes, I know, the electorate is being induced to vote Reform as a “protest” vote :trump:

The true protest votes, and ones which have an outside chance of doing something useful, are the Corbyn and Galloway parties, who by definition can’t get elected en masse because they’ll take votes off each other.

Oh and they’re rabidly antisemitic.

Amazing that card. 0.5% of the UK population UNBELIEVABLY important, yet the oligarch class hating 99.9% of the population doesn’t matter.

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I don’t think it will work over there because it’s so obviously the same shit they successfully did here. It’s not pretty even in sanitized news reporting by controlled outlets. A lot will hinge on how horrid Starmer governs. That is what fed the beast over here. Feckless fucks foreshadow fascism.

Starmer is unbelievably incompetent, to add to being petulant, humourless and authoritarian. He’s like a really shit version of Hitler with a charisma bypass.

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Never thought I’d ever use the phrase “really shit version of Hitler” :dong: but here we are

Gonna call him Shitler from now on

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Pozz replacements lining up.

Can Rayner guide Labour to the next erection?

I’m not sure if that was a typo

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Nutty times. Everybody just rebranding fascism to fit their ideology. Incompetence seemed to slow it down at least. The guys that came in during last election here had been planning details for years si the damage was swift and permanent.

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How are we still discussing politics when we know they’re all baby-eating reptilians who have aligned with Satan and are running the modern day equivalent of the Genesis 6 experiment?

Oh wait, I might be the only one who read that redacted part of the files when I visited the joo tunnel

They’re about the last people on earth to still use CD players, where else am I supposed to promote my pimp recs?

(The hats block 5G radiation btw)

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I checked for tunnel stuff and nothing big sadly.

All redacted :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

U will be invited if u is worthy :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

I YOLO’d 4k dollars of options on META rebounding a little by Friday.

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Damn