dis mofo iz da fastest pianist in da world !
dats rite : cuz he says so
check da continuous music page, dis music will set you free ! that will carry you away on an immaculate journey … where the protons and electrons of the mind will sparkle and come alive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I DISCOVAHD DIS MOFO, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
DA MOST HILARIOUS SHEEYAT IVE SEEN IN A LONG FUCKIN TIME!!
DAYUUUUUUUUUM
Da SDC haz interviewed sum legendary figures regarding dis “fastest” claim -Da following iz dere reactionz:
RUDY: da feckah play da 10/2? no? vell, ven he doez, den vill tok
Da Doctah: GOOD FOR HIM. u think i want that title?? phrrrr
GAV: vell u see, 20 years ago…
Da Slit: i’m impressed by da accuracy of his playing.
Da Shrimp: Hiz octz need work
Da Volocidick: I agree wit da Shrimp. and plus, he stole my AFAP tech and recycled it into diz continous crap. what a cunt.
Kevin Hadsell: I can play DaRack’z TRU MOFO up to tempo. Diz Lubom fuckah aint even close.
Da Zepp: 
Da Comme: Da Lubom iz ma hero
Da Kmart: hez wikid. u can buy hiz cds here
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, possibly da most genius reply evah
haha, dis mofo’s official SDC name is da LUBE
i deserve a fuckin medal fo dat post
haha, get on msn and i will give u da clock
This mofo is my new hero…
where can i get his sheets
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSE HEEELPPPPPPPPPP MAH BAD SELF!!!
Hahaha that site is hilarious!!! This guy is a true mofo for his name ALONE, and the skallz.
Vocalise kicks ass, but lots of his compositions are so monotonous - like Philip Glass but with LOTS of arps. The result sounds a bit like something you’d hear in 80’s nature documentaries or in the art supplies store.
i bet this mofo dont sleep, he lives teh CONTINUOUS life liek his magic…a true mofo…i bet his girth is gigantastical
i bet in dis guy’s bio its liek lobomyr is teh “magician” lawl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18 notes a seconds?
Dats pathetic
if it was a trill den it wud be record pace