fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 
da zkep randomly encountah da rarezt n mozt eluzive SDC legend evah IRL
da fuckin BRUCE
fuck, da Bruce randomly mild-mannah’d accountant by day, tattoo’d beef stick by… afternoon.
fo da comparizon zhot
haha u do realize diz pic makez senze to about 4 ppl on da sdc lol…
DA ROBBBBBBBBAAAH
ahahahaha tha zkep 
but tru, even mo rare iz tha alt-bruce (bald mofo wit gray hair ztickin zidewayz off hiz head); tha jalgor had him az hiz av fo a bit i think 
im not on of those 4 ppl… whos that! i always wanted to know
da bruce juzt diz random cum-zlut da found on da net, n due to hiz awezum pic (az pozted above), he became an honorary SDC legend
randomly i iz zurprized nobody haz azked where da fuck I took dat pic, conziderin da rathah tropical background 
haha diz tru
alt-bruce cummah