Goyim stock gambling thread

hahah diz account

https://x.com/tradewithcong

I’m up $8400 at long lazt. Not touching any zheeyat and just chillin

Firzt tym I’ve evah zeen any money from diz crap… like Evah

Pozz tym to engage 6x leverage and go all in on SPY weekly options

:smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

Bruh remember when I bought 100k of AMD at 98 bucks and sold it at 101 FUCK This thread painful to look at historicals.

Oh shit just remember my 800k short on rigetti at 42 dollars. Is 16 now. Orange man shook me loose after threatening more socialism to bail out his bros. Oh jeeez!

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Looks like u made money tho!

My most CG thing was buying stock options around earnings and getting IV crushed again and again

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CTRM was supposed to bounce back after covid and be easy money HAHAHA

I lost so much on that shit in 2021.

sell intel :rectum:

Intel was on my buy list at 19 dollars.

Still completely out of market FML

I mean… or you could have purchased PayFuckPal 5 years ago and lost everything

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basically, for every ā€œwhat ifā€, like 90% of the stuff is pure shit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Forex/comments/twwrxb/hi_my_dad_recently_invested_in_emini_fx_just/

I knew a mofo who invested in that crap (before that scam blew up after a year), he was ā€œgettingā€ 20% weekly returns and showed me da site… I saw da generic pics and ā€œrobo investorā€ bullshit and knew it’s a scam.

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I had pretty good picks but it look like that now that we in a blow off top super bubble. Once it crashes I’ll feel smart again for chickening out.

we can go higher :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

If you told me investors on net were financially illiterate enough to pump through a generational fuel shock in a midterm year during a war, I wouldn’t have believed you but this assumed governments hadn’t made every alternative investment radioactive. Bonds GAPE on inflation (new sales), cash gapes on inflation, housing gapes on inflation, bitcoin captured by mega firms so will be price locked until dump… market weirdly only hedge even if real economies going to shit.

Very strange times. Can’t make sense of it. Should yolo puts for next year.

FUCK, we need a mega crash soon, WTF

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the way I see it, da Bitcoon itself not even da real assets anymore, but da ETF’s using that as the main assets is gonna be ok for a while.

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Who knows! With mega banks holding the price where it is (I think?) probably safer but less upside.

ETF = Exciting Twink Foursome

heh heh heh **** topside potential

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Pretty optimistic for Bitcoin recovering

In the meantime… 21k a year in dividends which I’ll invest back in.

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I c

I think everything took a dump today. The little I read yesterday say markets probably top with all this huge tech IPOs and when people really take a look at the books which are being disclosed vs. massive manipulation to generate ultra fake valuations for rich people to exit during, there gonna be a reprice in only sector propping up US markets, which mean big ole crash. Who knows tho!

I guess I’m long on bitcoin now
Whatever helps moi cry maself to sleep every night HAHAHA

37% of my pornfolio is XBCI for their sexy 23% dividend

I didn’t even get that bad of a price for it, and then it tanked

Still beats da hell out of trying to time penny stocks or other trash.