Goyim stock gambling thread

I’ve been out of the market totally for months. Entire Iran war recovery was missed and I degen gambled much of my yolo gainz off. The rest went to paying huge tax bill. If things are unwinding I need to nut up and start buying puts cuz I’m basically flat.

Will study this shit during next week. I’m not even in bonds now. Just letting orange mad gang rape me raw dogged with inflation.

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Pozz grab sum of those safer dividend stocks now that they are on sale

Or or or go all in on this:

I need to clear my mind of “financial knowledge” and just go off pure scam / power dynamics logic.

That and trading way less often which was a real bad habit that sapped gainz. I’ll buy a case of redbull and assess what’s up next week. (procrastination)

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Ok keep us posted bro

I gotta make a list of what’s going to unwind most during bubble reprice then slap long ass puts on that shit monday.

If rates gotta go up the two girls one cup enron financing driving fake AI valuations gets expensive and falls apart.

The tricky thing is since MAGA embraced corporate socialism the gov could come in and give money earmarked to keep social security alive to the president’s oligarch friends and bust my short positions AGAIN. FML.

Pozz puts on SpaceX after it pump n dump

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They restricted the float and oversold it so likely look like it’s high for a while. At least through the lockouts when it will dump from people seeking exit liquidity. Total financial scam stuff but crime is legal now.

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Ah yeah, damn

Yeah studying this shit next week. Ordered some redbulls.

Genius responses.

Bitchslutcuntcoin is recovering

Oh man didn’t look at markets at all today. I need to start busting to finance charts to rewire my brain. Major boredom aversion which bad cuz only path to income without working.

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I took a itty bitty tiny put option against oracle earnings. I gotta grow a pair and start betting on some shitting of the bed after the AI grift orgy go on pretty long.

Lets see if it stays in the money until I can sell this shit.

Signed into a class action against facerape years back. Beginning to see why oligarchs just break whatever laws they feel.

Stay down you dirrrty bitch!
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Ok options feel like a good idea again. WUT!

Bought 5k worth of puts at 200 strike for about 10 bucks.

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This dude gonna make hella money

Should have put more in, BUT total gamble. Options are literally like smoking crack.

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Very dangerous sheeyat

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100% lose my ass by morning when I can see this shit. LOL

Sell sum when up pozz

Selling as soon as I can. Can’t sell options after hours. Gonna reinvest winnings into more deranged shit. Their earnings wasn’t horrible but people are starting to realize AI trade is basically a big circle jerk so anybody pushing their capex and faking revenue gonna get slapped over next few months.