Goyim stock gambling thread

Yeah no options premarket

How cum no 24 hour trading yet. Ffs

Too expensive to run the retail RAPE bots 24/7

Is da SpacePussyX ipo a rugpull?

Anybody’s guess. It’s not a real company, total scam, but the scammers running it are elite and could force a number of outcomes that favor even early exit liquidity mofos.

My brokerage tried to forcefeed it to me totally randomly. They’ve never promoted anything at me before.

For it to really compound like a regular IPO and offset the risk you take with it would have to grow to larger than the whole US economy basically.

Tesla is a dead company tho and trading at 20 times what it’s worth because a lot of mega wealthy dudes and fund managers park money in there knowing it’ll ultimately be used for political activism they favor. Could be same with space trash.

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Everything a scam yo

Look at da USD

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Agreed…BUT it kan lead to amzaing riches az seen here

https://youtu.be/LS61wYjFCws?is=BDrSp73DXfW9NrGE

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Fuck

Is that what crack actually do?

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Make millions and millionz of dollars? I dunno i zhud probly try it

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Ooooooo yeah

Wait have u not seen Wolf of Wall Street? Az a new yorker i figure you at least kno da story.

ABSOLUTELY GeNSUI film!

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I’ve seen it once but dun recall much.

Dat make me thing yhink you hsvent seen sheeyat. Probz take a proper look az it is relevant fo today.

Amd pozzibly my favorite Scorcese film.

It’s one of the more enjoyable scorcese films aside from ultra high quality perfs you’d expect from his shit.

Sold that tiny gamble on oracle shitting bed. Next looking at Adobe but not sure what will happen.

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Small put on adobe. Might sell if it gains during the day rather than take the earnings gamble.

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Please run a pump and dump on Adobe. Bunch of IP-stealing, immoral, late-capitalist cunts.

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Most predatory subscription model imaginable.

ADBE needs to go below 218!

Put price is up a little already but gonna bounce around depending on whatever diaper tantrum is coming from our whitehouse.

Damnnnnn

SpaceX (SPCX) has priced its shares at $135, according to a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on Thursday, setting the stage for one of the most closely watched public market debuts in recent years.

The company sold 555.6 million shares at that price, raising $75 billion, making it the largest IPO ever, easily topping Saudi Aramco’s $30 billion in 2019.

The Elon Musk-led aerospace and satellite company will begin trading on Nasdaq on Friday under the ticker SPCX. Based on the offering price, SpaceX will enter the public markets with a fully-diluted valuation of roughly $1.8 trillion.

The valuation is a pricey one, given SpaceX produced roughly $19 billion in revenue last year, driven by launches, government contracts and its rapidly growing Starlink satellite internet business.

Also notable is the company’s sizable bitcoin (BTC) holdings. SpaceX held 18,712 bitcoin as of March 31. That would be valued at just under $1.2 billion at BTC’s current price of around $63,500.

haha I C

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