Goyim stock gambling thread

Ok stock gambling working out again.

damnnnnnnn

winning two options plays in a row basically same as winning lotto. Gonna go for a third next week. :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

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that’s a pretty solid move too.
DAMN this dude FUCKS

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we should make this thread private.

I dun want TMILFO to pick target for div0rce #4 this early.
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Hardly any volume in options and the spreads on bid/ask are crazy but at least this looks badass:

I’d be happy to buy 100 shares of BTCI at $32 so I’ll hold until expiration anyway

Options essentially a combo of huffing paint and smoking crack financially. (outside of position hedges) Glad to be back gambling them.

spread between the bid and the ask is more egregious den da spread on da ______ legs on a Sunday evening in da city.

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aaaaaaaa damn

SDC manifests shit HARD woh.

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Gonna cash out at open. Not even sure where it land on gainz yet.

Took a shit price but wanted to get out of it.

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Ok, we’ll see how much of it I can lose next week. :joy:

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Took a single put option on SPX thinking spacex would bring it down a bit once people pile into the engineered rise. It’s not in S and P yet. So far looking a bit of a sheyat move.

It worked for a split second and I sold

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Ok calls on adobe waaaay cheap so bought some that break even at 207 but two weeks out. I expect more carnage but am hoping they replace CEO or pump rumors float as exit scam by then and it pop. :folded_hands:

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wtf this dude gets mad pussy

Don’t spend it all on one bitch tho

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Hmm
@ElGordito remember if you become joo you can’t eat bacon anymore

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Space Pussy didn’t even pump

Glad I stayed away

#1 div0rce target yo

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Feed it to a kid and eat the kid

#solutionz

Randomly having three degen options in a row pay even if small basically like being struck by asteroid. If my adobe call pays during greatest collapse of sector in 40 years, gonna start making sacrifices to whatever demon allowed this.

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WTF iz diz a shoop?? And da 1.8T valuation i thunk fatty poztd yewterday fo a cumpany dat did 19 billion of business last year ?

Wut iz even happenning?

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Lmao this is so much of a scam it’s not even funny