Goyim stock gambling thread

The fact that one person can be worth a trillion already proof that USD is just fucked

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United States of Zimbabwe

Golden era of grift.

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I’m stubbornly adding to Bitcoin ETF’s and the safer dividend paying stocks like JEPI

20k passive income from that shit is no joke, I’m probably better off increasing the bitcoin backed stuff as much as I can until Bitcoin pumps again

Those ETF’s are at all time lows now and they’re pretty new

ETF = extraterrestrial fuck
The GAINZ gonna be out of this world

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I should probably at least park my stuff in treasuries while I do these degen options things. its just sitting there.

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come on, slutcoin, keep pumping!

I got 20 adobe calls expiring June 26th at a 195 strike that break even at 207. Growing degen positions incrementally. Betting on war end pop, CEO replacement pop or just a fake story or two so people can exit as the sector explodes.

Target out is 220 price which would put me over 50k total since starting to gamble again. Could easily DUMP tho. Most hated stock and last option was on an earnings dump which did indeed happen.

Israel just killed US Iran peace deal on signing day to continue ethnic cleansing Lebanon using our tax dollars. Greater tragedy gonna be what happens to my ADBE calls Monday. FUCK

I got a FAT wad of sage and gonna torch that shit premarket and should be ok. :folded_hands:

Current mix of totems and amulets.

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Very simple, insiders already had weekly puts loaded for next week

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Btw, why do these company directors only pay a fine after defrauding investors?

They are fake companies and sell shares on the pump and pay their own bs salaries before delisting

This Alf Poor (lol) dude did it more than once!

Why aren’t they banned from creating new companies?

Shouldn’t they take some BBC in jail for the money investors lost?

Paying a settlement to SEC with the investor’s money isn’t a fine, sorry
What the hell?

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Yeah our economy like one of those fractal vidoes where you zoom in and see endless new patters etc, but for scams.

So they lure investors in, cash out when stock pumps, pay their own salaries for running the company (lol), get delisted on dump, and pay fine using the money they stole from investors

And the company just empty promises lol.

And that’s it? Nobody gets their money back

And these fuckers already squirreled away their millions into assets which can’t be seized

Why no prison time? What the hell

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Start a company, create 1 billion shares, promise the bank 10% of those shares, have a friend buy a single share for a dollar. You have assets of 900 milly and the bank 100 milly. Go to same bank to take out a zero percent loan against those assets you live off and never pay back.

That’s basically the LEGIT side of the economy Lol.

Bank repackages and sells those assets and debts to boomer retirement plans via impenetrable derivatives and everything still goes up because inflation and money printing.

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It goes up until it pops and then they put new regulations in place for our protection

The regulations: more tax

L

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Maybe I’m an entrepreneur. Lol

The concept itself is simple

Trick is, not getting caught

Or saving up to buy a pardon.

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We finally surrendered. Adobe call poss pump after all!

BITCOIN GONNA PUMP TO $690,000

Israel gonna false flag the F out of is now. lol

Hopefully after I sell this sheeyat!