Bitcoin based ETFs gonna PUMP
I hope
Cuz my ass HURTS
Good 21% dividend yield (no wonder there is NAV erosion) but damn
I read da strait dum open until friday???
Doesnât matter, itâs the news that pumps it
They should load up on puts all week and den NOT open it on Friday and cash in, then load up on calls and open the following week
Calls in my pay zone according to overnights but just barely. Adobe really weak if not popping more on this news. May exit early if I dun see ADBEâs dick getting harder on the Monday US surrender frenzy.
If euphoria put VIX sub 15 I might buy some long dated calls for when Israel false flags us or we destabilize a bit during the midterm crackdowns.
Also if there a risk off at multiple central banks they may replenish the gold they were selling. Could throw a call in metalz. Dunno tho. Is manipulated crazy.
I shall aks you many questions fo you. I need to learn about diz game
Gambling stupid, If I just stayed in an index would be up waaaay more. Tho I get thrillz so ok.
Fuck.. I forgot to sell my option first thing and it started to go limp dick. Hmmm itâs got two weeks to pump tho.
Still ok but expect it to fizzle down. Bids way lower than the last sell price that pegged this.
OK I sold. This plenty good even if it could double that poss over next two weeks.
Gonna put myself in time out until I can think of something good. So far a week into degen gambling again looking ok.
Congrats!
This dude is smart AF
market is so volatile that itâs smart just to take a wikid gain off the table
Not sure what degen stuff to do next. My guess is new fed guy is an inflation whore like all the rest were and will hold rates instead of raise them like he should. Remember âtransient inflationâ LOL
Probably something there with bond indexes I could do this week but dunno
Ok I bought some TLT calls that expire on the 18th. I expect oligarchs will threaten to kill fed chairâs family and/or put him in jail if he doesnât pretend like this inflation isnât permanent and doesnât require a rate raise, especially if he was installed to PUMP markets for midterms. That and the purges of the fiscally responsible members probably raping the dot plots by then.
Workers are totally fucked.
85 strike which cost 95 cents so anything above 86 in TLT good. May dump if it accrues into the meeting on expectations.
Hmmm doing wrong way already Lol
Just park sum in buttcoin backed ETFâs
biggest one is BTCI but upside is cappedâŚ
Kinkiest one is XBCI and is leveraged but you gonna make hella moons on da upside when it pumps
enjoy 20% (or more) dividend yield cuz itâs def NOT a scam
lol
I mean, whatever helps moi sleep at night
Lmaoooooooo
OWWWW MY ASS
My idea is to take the 20k a year generated by this bitcoin shit and put it inside a more secure sheeyat like JEPI and JEPQ
MAYBE increase positions in BTCI, XBCI and XDTE (this is based off SP500) gradually too and see how far da scam goes
Canât be worse den what da dollar is doing
I just kept my money in da bank for what, 3 years? Could have been at 40k passive yearly income by now or leveraged to tits and 800k in debt
My strategy is degen gamble away my savings and be one of those really old people you see at mcdonalds who are there to keep up their medical insurance or theyâll die and go homeless. Discounted meals tho!
At least youâre not letting your hard earned money get gaped by inflation lol
