HAHAHA DA MT warzaw journal #5

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http://sungamer.deviantart.com/journal/7531228/

n zince da MT want to remain uncuntroverzial, we haff to play guezz-da-peniz:

fo eg

“That Etude was not clean at all. You couldn’t hear any of the notes! And it wasn’t fast enough!”

inaccurate, uneven, muddy, AND ZL*W. shorly diz cud only be da MOLE :comme:

n diz:

“Did you hear ***** play yesterday? It was really bad. Really bad.” (The contestant was then unable to come up with anything specific of what was bad regarding the performance.)

da TRUCOMME moz lykly 8)

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“Somebody was practicing the Tchaikovsky concerto today!” “Yeah, yesterday I heard someone playing Liszt concerto #1!” “Guess they’re ready for the competition.”

da :god: iz not only ready fo da comp, but alzo fo hiz DG debute 8)

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Hilariously, da MT iz so slow to update dat no one givez a fuck about da chop comp anymore.

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TRU MOFOZ vil ztill give a fuck until da ecomp cummah in 6 month :stop: 8)

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tru, and i randomly really like reading this shiznit

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da NA’z xanga iz mo entahtaining