HAHAHAHAAHA TIZ OFFICIAL: DA TRU STORY BEHIND DA DONGAH!!

…to Mozart?s Piano Sonata in C Major, a piece that helped reinforce Lang Lang?s will to become a professional pianist after being harshly dismissed from a classroom at the age of 9.

deutschegrammophon.com/speci … ang-memory

HAHAHA now we know the truth

:dong: :dong: :dong: :dong:

The CD concept slightly depresses me, and I don’t know why.

Man dat biaatch who told him to quit iz a sorry biaatch now… perhaps in da salt mines, or pickin’ da plantz on da Hainan collective…

HARSHLY DISMISSED FROM THE CLASSROOM… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet he cried for days…

God, what a douche.

Even though his playing provides no intellectual stimulation whatsoever, his antics rate consistently high on tha CG scale.

:dong: :dong:

hhaha fo his incessant need to channel all the musical energy he should be putting in music onto his dongness

da teacher: da dongah dis is da last time I will tell you…GET YO FUCKIN HANDS OFF YO DONGAH WHEN YO IN MY CLASS

now we know why he is always so dayum musically SPENT