Don’t unleash the dragon, free willy, or spank your monkey.
When you let loose, chemicals in da brain tell you to relax. This shit builds up slowly, and you become more docile and friendly.
Holding back turns you into a real dick, but, on the plus side, when there is no vaginal/mantacular distractionz around, yo focus is increased due to increased anality and extreme use of will power to avoid turning loose.
You begin to look at music much da way same way you look at da tits and ass ([size=59]or c0ck[/size])
Turning and splurging ( and I mean SPUR-GING) every couple of days or so helps keep da hormones up
So go be merry and dont spank your monkey
Or if diz is to hard fo you, if you truly be weak, and nothing can stop you from touching yoself
Go drink some arizon green tea or some red bull
Fuk I should be getting paid fo this